delve a little deeper....
With it being nearly Easter I thought I would get into the spirit and acquire myself a bunny outfit. Like a Playboy bunny rather than a furry cute one!
I ordered a 'sexy' bunny set from eBay which included ears, a bow tie and tail. It arrived a couple of days later having forked out for the faster delivery option because I wanted to ensure it arrived by Thursday. was most disappointed to discover that the ear headband only had one ear attached to it. Checked everywhere to see if the ear had fallen off into the packaging or on the floor. No bunny ear to be found.
I was a one eared bunny
A hot cross bunny even.
So, whilst I did go and buy another set of ears I didn't really like them as the were cute and furry and pink and not very Playboy bunny-ish.
Here is an excerpt of a complaint email I never thought I would have to write:
My bunny ear set arrived today, but I most disappointed to find that the headband had only one bunny ear attached. This is most inconvenient as I am meant to be being an Easter bunny on Thursday.
I can return the faulty set to you- I have not removed the tail or bowtie from the set as yet but I would like a full refund including postage costs.
Quite how whoever sent this didn't realise that a bunny ear headband should have two ears attached to it I do not understand.
Please send instructions as to who I should send it to and any refund number I need to include to ensure I get my refund asap. There was no paperwork in the package to complete a return form.
For amusement, here are some snaps of me in bunny outfit as the one eared bunnygirl
And here is a very very naughty bunny.
PS: Thank you to my gorgeous photographer xxx