delve a little deeper....
The 69 is meant to be
A great sex thing, do you agree?
I'm afraid to say I really don't
It's more a matter of can't not won't.
I get the idea that both get pleasure,
But it's such hard work and not a leisure.
Let's 69! he says to me,
'Fine', I say, but don't you see,
When a woman says fine, what she means to say
Is 'Fuck that shit, no damn way!'
So, over he clambers, squashing my tum
Presenting my face with his hairy fat bum
I shift in discomfort, try to move a bit
He wiggles around and clamps on my clit.
He laps away and 'I can't breathe!' I say,
With a gob of pubes, pushing his balls away
'Could you move, I don't suppose?
Your cock is halfway up my nose'
He shifts down, and with open mouth
I try to catch his dick as he goes south.
Oh but hang on, that feels really good,
He's gently licking my sensitive hood.
Oh My! I exclaim, and start to relax
and forget all about caressing his crack
This is so good, I'm now getting wet
As for the sucking, that I forget.
I'm getting closer, this feels really lush
I'm going to come, I might even gush.
But then he stops! I was nearly there!
'Why have you stopped?' I shout with despair
'Why aren't you sucking, or even blowing?
It's not fair, you're not getting me going!'
I shove him off me and do my best glare
Stupid 69's, they really aren't fair.
I say, Why did YOU stop, I was enjoying that!
How can I suck, when you're licking my twat?!'
I know I'm a woman, I know it's a crime,
But I can't suck and be licked at the same time.
Feel free to scoff and pour on scorn
But despite what they do in porn
A 69 just doesn't do it for me
And I bet all the women here totally agree!