delve a little deeper....
People ask me if I get asked for 'weird kinky stuff' quite a lot. I think they think this world is like Billie Piper's in Belle du Jour. Apart from the fact I don't do the really kinky stuff (well not as an escort anyway!) I think most chaps just like a nice time with straightforward chatting and sex. OK, I get the odd unusual request but rarely anything outlandish!
What I do get is stuff like this:
I AM XXXX FROM UK,YOU CAN REACH ME ON
(phone number) I WILL NEED YOU ON MY VACATION TOUR TO AFRICA ON THE 10TH OF JULY AND I WILL BE THERE FOR 8DAYS, I WILL NEED YOU TO ESCORT ME TO AFRICA IN NIGERIA. I JUST CHECK YOUR ADS OUT AND FOUND YOU SO COOL AND DECIDED PICK YOU . PLEASE MAIL ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME. I AM READY TO OFFER YOU A GOOD
SUM. HOPE 2,000 POUNDS PER DAY FOR ONE WEEK (8DAYS) IS OK. AND AN
UPFRONT WILL BE PAID TO YOU EVEN BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR STATE. ALL NECESSARY DOCUMENT WILL BE ARRANGED BY ME SO FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO ME ASAP. LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM YOU. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ONLY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GO WITH ME . PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME ASAP BECAUSE OF OTHER THINGS AT HAND BECAUSE AM ALWAYS BUSY.LOL JUST MAIL ME BACK OKAY?
Points of note:
Is your caps lock key stuck?
Nigeria is now a continent and Africa a country?
There are 8 days in a week?
There are states in the UK?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hmmm, what would I spent £16k on?!
I think not!
If you are genuine Mr Caps Lock you might need to try a different approach!
However, I would quite like an all expenses paid mini break somewhere in Europe. Please contact me to arrange this. I am very good company and will want to do cultural stuff and eat in nice restaurants. I will also have sex with you! :)
Well.... someone might want to, it's worth a shot no?!