delve a little deeper....
Have you read this? http://www.minxylydia.com/tours.html
I know I'm not going far, but don't you think this is the perfect opportunity to come and meet me and make me feel good about touring again?
You realise if you don't book me, I shall be sad and put off touring for ever more and then you'll have to come all the way to Hounslow to meet me?!
Do you want that? No, I thought not.