delve a little deeper....
Bubbles and boobs.
Think it's time for something a bit more lighthearted today seeing as it's a Friday. Because I am writing something bigger in my head (I really should learn to make notes so I don't forget it) you're only getting a list today.
Minor things that irritate escorts (in no particular order)
1. Getting showered change and beautified and 10 minutes away from client arriving and needing a pooh.
2. Having 3,618 stockings/holdups and NONE of them match.
3. Clients who use talcum powder on their bits and expect them licking *sneeze*
4. Clients who use my cucumber make up remover wipes in bathroom to wash cock. It smells like a cucumber, but boy, it doesn't look like one.
5. Being nearly made to come, but then stop at crucial point. If real life boyfriend would be able to shout 'DON'T FUCKING STOP!' Seems rude to be demanding of client.
6. Deciding if to eat before booking or after. No fun being full if have to bounce around but rumbling tummy not sexy.
7. Feeling conscious if cashier in bank is going to ask where you got all this money from.
8. Wearing whore clothes when the neighbour/postman/delivery calls.
9. Not knowing if men want to date you or get a free shag out of you.
10. Men who spunk all over fresh duvet cover/pillow/throw.
10a. Men who spunk up the bedroom wall!