delve a little deeper....
Prague Castle from the river.
Did you all miss me?
I have been to Prague and had a fabulous time, no not working before you ask! Had a lovely time, very relaxing, but also knackering with lots of walking and sightseeing. I shall not bore you with my photos, but here is one to nicely illustrate this blog. I do think pictures make a blog look nicer!
So, I will not bore you with my holiday news, but I will tell you about The Museum of Sex Machines which we couldn't resist going to! Don't worry, we had plenty of proper culture!
Anyway, we watched a 1920's Spanish porn film which was entertaining! It was about a doctor who was taking advantage of his patients and his wife getting pissed off so she seduced her maid and they ended up getting bonked by another man, I wasn't quite sure who he was- it was a silent film so a bit of guess work of the plot was required. Apparently it is believed it was one of the very first films that showed threesomes! What was quite cool though was that the women were quite 'normal', not stick insects with fake boobs, tan, hair, eyelashes and nails. They were quite curvy with wobbly tummies and big bottoms and great big bushy minges! The men also had average sized looking willies too! They also looked kind of bored and blasé which whilst wasn't exactly erotic, made a nice change from the silly moaning and sighing and squealing you get in modern porn! Here is a picture I took, must admit I felt like a weird pervert taking the snap..
The rest of the museum was a combination of modern sex toys, which looked like they were purchased about 10 years ago from Ann Summers and some older ones. There was a collection of scary gimp masks and dog mask things as well as other BDSM related bits of kit. The signage was a bit shit and didn't give much information about the items which was a shame, would have interesting to know more.
Anyway, here are a few more pics!
And there we go!
Hope you enjoyed!