delve a little deeper....
Read this today somewhere on the internet (probably Twitter because I have become addicted and even did a happy dance when Caitlin Moran replied to one of my Tweets!)
"I like my coffee like I like my men; first thing in the morning before I'm barely awake"
Amused me, nothing nicer than slow, sleepy, warm cuddly sex and more original line than 'I like my coffee like I like my men; strong and dark'
Although I do quite like 'I like my coffee like I like my men; ground up and kept in the freezer'
So, how else can I compare how I like my men to coffee?
Hmmm, well I limit my coffee to two cups a day which is close enough to how I work, but I could easily have more men! I couldn't manage seven coffees at once, but I could certainly handle seven men! I don't have coffee after 4pm which is most definitely not how I like my men!
After much thought, here is my top ten of how I like my men and coffee (in no particular order).
I like my coffee, like I like my men...
1. ...Sitting on the kitchen counter
2. ...with a good head
4. ...every morning without fail
5. ...available on my whim
6. ...able to perk me up in an instant
7. ...with a teaspoon sticking out of them
8. ...to smell good
9. ... spilled all down my tits
(I got stuck at number 7)