delve a little deeper....
One of the advantages of living so far out of the centre of London is that I am close to Heathrow, and what does Heathrow have plenty of? No, not planes- Hotels! Lot's of hotels full of lone travelers who are hanging about waiting for their flight or suffering from jet-lag and unable to sleep. Or maybe they have booked into a Heathrow hotel thinking it was close to London and ended up miles from anything remotely pretty or interesting. Unless you like kebab shops and plane spotting of course.
Obviously the only course of action to while away an hour or so is to book yourself an escort i.e. me.
I love Heathrow outcalls, not just because it gets me out of the house and I don't have to sit in traffic forever getting into central London but I secretly do quite like watching the planes take off and land as I travel there and some of the hotels have brilliant views of the runways!
In fact, I'm such a geek I even have a spreadsheet of all the Heathrow Hotels- helpful for looking up details but also so I can aim towards getting them all ticked off my list! I still have a few left to do- I'm not naming them because I don't want any hotel to link me with them!
Anyway now I've confessed that I feel I need to go and do something naughty to counterbalance it....