delve a little deeper....
Oh the nerves, the nerves; the mysteries of this machine called man! Oh the little that unhinges it, poor creatures that we are!
Charles Dickens. The Chimes
A while ago I wrote a blog promising to write something about the process of booking me and what to expect particularly with chaps who had never 'done this kind of thing before'!
I was reminded this week (hello R!) so thought I had better fulfill my promise.
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Everyone else is at it so why not you too? The men I have met have been of all ages, races, religions, colour, professions with a spectrum from Bloody damn gorgeous to erm, less fortunate to look at. There really is no 'type' so I have a theory that most men will meet an escort at some point in their life. Therefore if everyone else is doing it, why aren't you?!
So, what happens once you decide to sample my delights? Well you need to contact me. You can do this initially by email, via my contact page here or even by text for an initial enquiry. I will want to speak to you on the phone before I meet you though. I'm also not into ongoing text conversations so be warned! I have to be wary of the phone wankers (those telling me their lurid fantasies whilst knocking one out) and I need to be sure you are in fact a man and not a child or suspicious wife! Apart from anything I can tell a lot from someones phone manner which helps with my twat radar! The way I see it is if someone can not communicate with me nicely on the phone I don't wish to meet them! That's not to say you should worry about sounding nervous or fumbling over your words- that's common and doesn't put me off.
So on the phone we will agree a day and time and for how long. You can tell me any requests you have such as what I wear or what you want from the session. Equally, you don't have to be specific if you're not sure and just want to go with the flow. However it's handy for me if you have something specific such as watersports in mind or anal play.
Once we have agreed when I may ask you to confirm. If the booking is within the next couple of hours then it doesn't matter but any longer then I will ask you to call or text to confirm nearer the time. The reason for this is that there are timewasters out there and of course genuine reasons why you can't make it may come up. At the final confirmation I will give a rough address and ask you to call me when you arrive. Again because people don't show up I won't give out the exact house number until you have arrived. So, don't worry if you think I'm being cagey, it's standard procedure!
If you're booking an outcall at a hotel then I will ask for the room number and call you in your room to confirm you are indeed there! I'll double check with you that I can get to your room OK- some hotels have a keycard system so I won't be able to get in the lift or to the room without one, In this case we'll arrange to meet somewhere. I will also ask you where the lifts are in relation to the main entrance so I can walk in as if I am meant to be there. Don't worry, I always dress conservatively or casually when arriving and I won't be asking for you at the front desk. Assuming I can get into the hotel OK I will text you on arrival and let you know I'm on my way up.
So, what happens when you arrive? Well, a welcome and hopefully you can admire my loveliness! I'll offer you a drink and use of the bathroom and ask you if you want to sit with me in the lounge for a chat first of straight to the bedroom.
if you haven't offered I will ask for the cash. It's pretty standard procedure getting money up front. it's not that I don't trust you, but well, I don't trust anyone! It also means that if we end up having a magical time we may be too elated to remember at the end!
For bookings over 45 minutes it's fairly usual we sit down and have a chat, but of course it's your gig so if you want bedroom action straight away that's fine too!
How things will go will depend on the booking and what you want. What you want and don't want won't offend me, so don't worry about that. I know some guys aren't into kissing so if I ask you don't feel bad about saying no, I really won't be upset!
Well I hope that's helped a bit. Most girls will have a similar ideas to me, so hopefully this will give you a bit of insight into meeting an escort for the first time.