delve a little deeper....
Ladies and gentlemen, I am very sad to say I received a complaint today.
It went like this:
I have bone to pick with you young lady. I learned 2 things today- anal beads are like little shit carrying escalators and always do Anal Play on a towel. 2 things not mentioned in you recent blog!!!
Of course I apologised to the gent in question for not keeping him fully informed about how he should conduct anal play with himself (once I had stopped laughing and wiped the tears from my eyes) .
I would like to point out that all anal play in my boudoir is conducted on a towel because as I point out at the bottom of this page there is a risk of um... mess when dealing with such areas. The unfortunate gentlemen had not envisaged this and had to undertake a hasty laundry run. This is what happens of course if you allow amateurs into your bottom, even if said amateur is yourself.
So to help rectify (ha ha!) my error I am pointing out that anal play can have its downsides. If you choose not to engage in my services, something our haphazard gent has learnt to his detriment then you need to note the following:
1. Shit happens
2. Consider an anal douche beforehand.
3. Put a towel down
4. Have wet wipes to hand
5. Consider putting a condom on your sex toys.
Once again, my sincerest apologies to my wronged friend.