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Decided to do some quick fun Christmas snaps of myself this afternoon to please my dear readers.
Made a backdrop with a festive red blanket up against the bit of wall under the window with a can of tinned tomatoes and a jar of Lloyd Grossman Tomato & Basil pasta sauce holding it down on the window sill.
Found gold tinsel to wrap provocatively around bosom, set camera on coffee table and put it on timer taking ten shots in a row to save time. Posed and wiggled towards camera. All blurred because for some reason camera decided it was a macro shot. Repeated. Still all blurry, Looked at camera and couldn't work out how to stop it making its own mind up.
Decided to take more pictures holding camera myself. Rolled about aiming camera in direction of body snapping away feeling like David Bailey. Then managed to pull blanket so tin and jar fell off. Thank God did not land on face and break teeth. All the shots so far were shit anyway.
Tried some more laying down holding camera above head to get shots of body still provocatively wrapped in tinsel. Mis-aimed and took picture of wall and sofa.
Did some sitting up ones with a mini Christmas tree between boobs. I thought it would be 'fun'. It wasn't, just looked mental and managed to scratch self. Then noticed a spot on boob as glowing as Rudolph's red nose. Cried.
Have given up. Sorry.
In other festive news I got it to snow on my home page