delve a little deeper....
Well this week is over thank goodness, it was a shitty one for various reasons, but it takes a lot to get me down so am embracing the new week with much enthusiasm and vigor!
I do wish the weather would improve though! I do find sunshine brings out all the horny men! however who needs sunshine when you can spend an hour or two with lovely sunny moi?!
Having no interest in tennis I am afraid I did not think to pose in my tennis whites in support of Andy Murray so clearly that is why he did not win! Nothing to do with being in the final with the best player in the world of course! Ah well, he did better than many before him.
I need to remind you I am on tour in Birmingham on 2nd and 3rd of August so all you Midlands boys don't forget to get booking! I have a lovely hotel in the city centre close to New Street (a 10 minute walk) and Snow Hill stations and of course there is plenty of parking in the city centre so you really have no excuses! :)
I am dithering with doing a couple of days in central London too, I know I am a bit far of of town if someone has limited time, but London hotels are so very expensive I can't decided if it worth my while. Do get in touch if you think you might come and see me in I were more central. Might wait til after the Olympics now though. I'm also dithering with Cambridge. It's a lovely city so will be nice to have a wander during down time and it is a place that has fond memories for me. Whether anyone in Cambridge wants to see me is another matter though!
Right, it's late, so am off to bed. Oh I forgot to tell you, Friday was my 3rd year anniversary of being an escort! I can't believe how quickly time has gone! If you'd like to bring me an anniversary present (since noone else has *pointed glare*!) I would be thrilled! ;) A Bounty bar will do, I'm not mercenary you know!
Seeing as I am planning on being in the West Midlands for a jaunt with a friend I thought I would pay a visit to Birmingham City Centre for a couple of days before hand.
Just booked the hotel room so I thought i would tell you all in good time so you can get me in your diaries!
I shall be there from about 3pm on Thursday 2nd August until the morning of Saturday 4th.
I am being excited today because I have got tickets to see Blur in Wolverhampton as part of their mini warm up tour prior to their Olympic closing ceremony Hyde Park gig. And seeing as I am not going to that like some people *evil glare* I am thrilled to be seeing them elsewhere and a smaller venue will be much better anyway!
Anyway I shall be going with a dear friend who lives that way and staying with him which will be nice, but I am dithering about doing a couple of days in Birmingham prior to that weekend on 2nd and 3rd August. If anyone is in The Midlands and would like to book me do drop me a line and I can organise a hotel!
In other news my friend had a baby this morning so am feeling all excited and dewy eyed! As much as I don't want any of my own I do quite like other peoples!
Just a quicky today! Basically reminding you of my tours towards the end of the month- Guildford and Leeds- Look here for more info!
Not a lot to tell you really! Have been a busy girl this week, couple of hotel visits too, one locally (I walked it!) and one lovely one in central London. Only way I get to visit five star hotels is by the hour :(
Only other highly amusing episode this week was some Drama Llama shouting all over her blog that I was shagging her ex boyfriend and or torrent of personal abuse aimed towards me. I was a bit shocked to start with because I really didn't warrant it- he is an old friend of mine and she was always threatened by our relationship and clearly doesn't understand the concept of platonic friendships! Anyway for once I haven't actually done anything wrong I promise! When I got over the shock I laughed I sent a link to all my friends who also laughed and we had a nice time slagging off her pathetic blog and plotting revenge plans, I know way more about her than she might think! *insert evil laugh*
Of course I won't do anything, I'm far too dignified for such things and really, do I have the time to devote to ripping her a new arsehole? No!
Ultimately I understand and pity her. It's no fun being dumped (not that I've ever been dumped!) and it's easier to blame someone else than face up to your own failings isn't it? And honestly I feel more cross that she thinks he was unfaithful, she couldn't have asked for a more loyal, faithful, committed boyfriend. Silly little girl.
And now to bed!
Having dithered about it for some time I have decided to branch out and go for a couple of jaunts. I never quite get that when escorts go to hotels to work from in other cities they are referred to as tours. It feels as if I should be doing 20 locations in 30 days covering the four corners of the country in a large coach with an entourage and group of roadies to carry my bags (but that's a sexual fantasy for another day).
Because I am a wuss I am having my hand held by the lovely Sarita- don't worry we have our own rooms so she won't have to hide in the bathroom whilst I am seeing a gent, and vice versa. Though I'm sure we could also be persuaded to do a duo session if that rocks your cock!
To embrace the notion of a tour I have named our jaunt The Whore Tour (whore is an acceptable word in this fun context in case you're cringing at it!). I have been amusing myself with the concept of tour merchandise. You know, T shirts with our pictures with phone numbers on the front and Whore Tour in big letters on the back with a list of dates and locations. Of course we could also branch out into baseball caps and keyrings or maybe novelty tour condoms?
So, where are we going? The list is below and I have created a Whore Tour tab on here to list the dates and any further information as I get it.
Headingly, Leeds, Yorkshire
Thursday 24th May- Friday 25th May 2012.
Tuesday 29th May- Wednesday 30th May
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