delve a little deeper....
To keep it simple I have made this blog entry visual.
Every time I write Reading in relation to my tour it crosses my mind that it could be misinterpreted as me going on a little holiday to catch up on my favourite literature. As much as that appeals, I am in fact going to Reading in Berkshire and will not be hosting any book clubs or reviewing the last few years Booker Prize winners.
I shall be available in Reading after 4pm on 28th February and am there until the Saturday morning (2nd March). I'll be in a town centre hotel, about half a mile from Reading Station- about at ten minute walk! It's a nice big busy hotel, so all very discreet!
If anyone would like to discuss literature with me during a booking I would be very happy to do so. favourite books include:
To Kill a Mockingbird
Gone With The WInd
Life of Pi
The Handmaids Tale
Finally, I would like to remind you that Valentines day is coming up and I shall be all on my ownsome so if you would like to come and woo me with flowers (along with my fee, I'm not that romantic!) and get your cock sucked expertly in return I am taking bookings now. I may even throw in some heart shaped surprises! Go on treat yourself to what every man really wants on Valentines day! Unless of course I get a better offer and am swept off somewhere lovely!
Here is a catch up for you because I am an appallingly bad blogger. I write blog posts in my head all the time then never get them down on paper (so to speak). I have no recollection of anything interesting or clever I have thought of to tell you about so here is a run down of my week.
Valentines day was partly nice because I saw a lovely man who bought me lovely flowers (which was more than any other man in my life bothered to do *growls*), I then had a time waster extraordinaire who fed me all manner of special requests, including what colour I should paint my nails and then bottled it. As you can imagine I was not impressed having set aside three, yes three whole hours for him and turned down other bookings. I also understand if men can't attend a booking, but to fib to me and mess me about is not very nice. If this is you then you are now in my phone as 'Timewaster'. Valentines eve was rescued in part by having a hastily arranged dinner out with a girlfriend followed by a couple of drinks.
Wednesday I met up with a couple of other friends for drinks and dinner where much wine was consumed. Instead of going home at the end of the evening like a good girl I called upon a friend for a late drink on the way home. Ended up in an Austrian cellar bar where the staff wore lederhosen and and an old man played the saxaphone. There was also a singing goat... and to prove I am was not addled here is a photo of said goat. It was singing The Lonely Goatherd...:
An odd night, but you know how the most random unplanned nights turn out to be the most fun! Ended up crashing at friend's as was embarrassingly pissed and probably very annoying.
Spent Thursday with hangover from hell, I am too old for all this and am detoxing this week.
In other news do you like my new tights?
Don't ask why I was taking a picture of my legs in a train. I got lots of compliments on them by random strangers which is always nice.
Seeing as Valentines Day is usually quiet for me (I suppose most chaps are busy making an effort for their significant others!) I have decided to run a special offer. £100 for an hour rather than my usual £130.
It's just for this one day only and only for a minimum booking of one hour.
Seeing as no dashing prince is likely to be whisking me off on his white horse I thought it would be fun to celebrate it in my own way! And hey, if you don't deserve some Minxy fun on St V's day then when do you?!
You don't even have to bring me a present! ;)