delve a little deeper....
Have just been fiddling around with my rates page to try and make it look nicer and to add more detail to what I will and won't do. Not that it will stop numpties from calling me at 2am inviting me to their B&B 50 miles away, but hey ho, I can but try!
I have also added lunch/dinner booking rates as well as 12 hour rates. I decided to keep it simple and offer a 12 hour rate than then specify between day and overnight rates. I thought it might be fun to do some going out and eating out bookings (seeing as noone ever bloody takes me anywhere) and I can be fairly flexible about what we do.
Anyway, this is what I have written on the topic:
I do outcalls to West London, Central London and Heathrow Hotels. I will require your hotel contact number and room number in advance of leaving to visit you to confirm the booking, therefore if you are staying in a budget hotel that does not have a phone in the room I will be unable to accept your booking.
I will not do outcalls to private residences, only hotels.
Outcalls to locations further than ten miles from my home may incur additional travel expenses, as I do not drive I am unlikely to travel long distances at short notice and certainly not late at night. I may request a deposit if I need to book train tickets in advance of visiting you.
My rate for a dinner or lunch date is £350. This includes four hours of my time and the split between food time and private time (i.e. the bonking) can be discussed in advance of a booking, but I expect you to be reasonable about this so not 3.5 hours in bed and a quick sandwich before I leave!
Overnights or All day Rate
I offer a discounted rate of £850 for 12 hours (whatever time of the day). How we spend our date will be agreed in advance , but I am happy to attend theatre performances, the cinema, tourist sightseeing and other fun pursuits (although I expect to be told in advance and not surprised with a parachute jump or similar!) I will expect to be fed at reasonable intervals and if the booking is an overnight one I would prefer some sleep or else Minxy will become Moany!
Seems OK to me and of course I am happy to negotiate over longer bookings if what you want something isn't mentioned above. However do not pester me with wanting discounts on my usual hourly rate else I will be offended and probably not wish to see you!
I can assure you that I can hold a reasonable conversation, know how to behave in public and how to hold a knife and fork.
I meant to get some pics in my Union Jack dress ready for the Jubilee, but a) I am not that organised and b0 It didn't seem a respectful way to mark The Queen's 60th year on the throne. See, I am a nice girl! Anyway, I finally got round to doing a set this afternoon and have uploaded them to my Adultwork private gallery. But because you, my special website readers are so lovely I shall give you a couple of shots now! :)
I'm being very modest here! Would you like a full blown tits out shot? Yes, I hear you cry? My pleasure...
So much for regular blogging! I do think of things I want to blog about, in fact I make up entire blogs in my head and then fail to actually get them down. I am far more interesting and witty in my head, I promise!!!
have just been fiddling about with website optimization and Google analytics so my head is hurting. So much more to a website than meets the eye!
You may have noticed my prices have increased a tad and I am offering outcalls again. Several reasons for this, but I shall not bore you with that here. You want naughty exciting stuff don't you?!
Tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
I don't get many comments :(