delve a little deeper....
As a little experiment I am going to be offering early bookings from 7am from Monday 16th June for four days.
So, why not consider brightening your trip to work by coming via Hounslow for some early morning bonking please do let me know!
I will also be willing to do early outcalls to Heathrow hotels on these days, but do bear in mind there is a bit of travel time required so give me some notice (the night before would be ideal!).
I promise to be showered, made up and with my teeth in.
Please note this isn't a discount offer, usual rates apply! :)
Have a photo. It's been a while:
It's been a while since I have blogged and a while since I really talked about my services and what I do as an escort. I winder if sometimes this blog loses it's way a bit as a marketing tool, or letting potential clients actually find out what I am about and the kind of things I offer as an escort.
I am ditheirng with starting another blog to cover the sex work activism, political stuff and general rantings. Not sure yet, so if you have any thoughts feel free to share them.
For now here's a link to the blogs and pages regarding my services for those who are new to this blog, or are browsing the interwebs for a nice escort...
Roleplay- I love roleplay. I have had some wonderful clients who enjoy this both as a regular thing and one off bookings. I wrote a blog about Roleplay (link) a couple of years ago so I think it's worth linking again in case you were looking for inspiration and if you have found me after Googling 'Roleplay Escort' (I know from my stats that this is fairly common!)
Anal Play- Anal play is a bit like Marmite in my experience! Men seem to either love it or hate it or at least hate the idea of it! THIS is one of my most read pages so I know plenty of chaps are intrigued if anything! There's nothing more satisfying than introducing a client to the joys of anal play. It doesn't have to include actual penetration, often a little teasing is enough to add an extra thrill to a session! I wrote about anal play and fisting HERE if you want to know more!
Female Ejaculation- Often known as squirting or gushing. There is still much debate about this, but I can assure you it is real and not just clever porn or indeed women weeing! I'm not the most prolific squirter but I can do it with the right stimulation and have definitely experienced a few of other women who have soaked me with their juices! THIS is a long piece with a bit of science and history as well as my very own personal journey.
Still not convinced?- Well why not read THIS- It's a guide for men (and women) who might not have taken the plunge to make a booking or are unsure of the protocols of booking an escort.
So there you go- if there is anything you'd like clarifying about sex, my services of have any questions please feel free comment here or drop me an email to email@example.com. Suggestions for blog posts are always welcome to!
Yesterday I accepted a midnight outcall to a Heathrow Hotel. I do enjoy late jaunts to hotels, it makes me feel all Belle Du Jour as I whizz off in a cab in the middle of the night. The main reason I did this booking apart from the fact it was a hotel I hadn't to before,( I like to tick off Heathrow hotels on my special spreadsheet, yes I know that's sad) was because the client wanted me to shave him. He said he had a date tomorrow and needed some help getting rid of his back and bottom hair! I was rather entertained by this and he sounded like a nice guy so agreed!
I did wonder whether he had some kind of hair removal fetish and was too shy to tell me, but I think having met him (and asked him outright!) it was a genuine need! So yes, I spent most the booking covering his back in hair removal cream and then shaving off the patchy bits. It was quite fun actually and he was easy to chat to so all was good! I also gave the hair around his arse and balls a bit of a trim too. His cock was rock hard throughout the entire session so I assume it was a bit of a turn on for him and to be honest the sight of a hard cock tends to make me want to do naughty things too so I was quite pleased when he asked if I minded finishing him off!
So boys, I shall now add hair removal to my repertoire! Saying that, I do like a hairy man, and I did tell my client this and that plenty of women do like it. OK, I might have been talking myself out of a job but I did want him to know that it might not be essential for the date to work out! I mean it's a bit shallow to decide not to see a man again based on his hairiness!
And finally.... I think it's been too long since I posted any new pictures for you so here is one I took a couple of weeks ago in my favourite place!
Well tomorrow the Olympic torch comes through Hounslow and the news reports are all full of traffic chaos and what with the G4S debacle it all feels a bit negative. This blog also makes slightly depressing reading...
At least the sun is out though so I may go and look at what is going on in town tomorrow to get some fresh air and try and build up some enthusiasm for these games. Despite chuntering myself about my increased council tax the year after we won the bid to host the games that I wouldn't benefit in anyway from (will anyone?) and the general costs when we are in a huge recession I am aware it's probably the last time in my lifetime The Olympics will come to London. I do also want London to look good to the rest of the world and not the diabolic shambles of shit the media are portraying it as. One tiny bit of positiveness that is happening is this 38 degrees campaign.
I have just looked up a well known central London hotel and discovered not only is it not sold out for Monday 31st (random date I picked during the games) but the room is selling at a 50% summer discount! So even the hotels who one might assume were going to to do well out of this aren't even sold out....
Luckily for me I am escaping briefly to Birmingham in the middle of it all but other than that I plan on staying away from central London. Unless of course I get a nice outcall booking from a visitor who wants a bit of action!
Talking of which, there has been much debate about how The Olympics will affect us working girls in London. I have no idea. Some think it will be busy and others not. Yes there will be more people in London (particularly East and Central), but less workers (something like 50% of civil servants have been asked to work from home and I have several friends who work in town who have been told they can work at home too) as well as many many people saying 'I'm staying out of London!' Will the huge increase in Olympic tourists and the many officials and others here in a professional capacity be looking for escorts? Not sure... will they traipse out to Hounslow? Possibly not!
I am hoping I am far enough West to avoid to transport chaos so maybe I won't be affected by the 'I'm going nowhere near London' brigade, indeed it may be an advantage and I may get busier. Then again there may be a reduction in the number of business men coming into London so less outcalls at Heathrow Hotels. I really don't know. I shall just have to wait and see.
Yes, I know it's the middle of the night, but I have just returned from a hotel outcall- very nice it was too, but am still a bit awake and the nice man I have just visited *waves at nice man* said that he had been reading my blog entries. Kind of reminded me that people do read, even though you're all rubbish at commenting and also connected nicely to something I was looking at today which I wanted to document.
My website has a helpful stats page which shows me how many people have visited each day, a list of referrers, i.e. where people have come from in terms of other websites I am connected to. This is useful so I know which websites are worth maintaining a profile on and also, just interesting. I often ask how a man how he has found me and this doesn't actually correlate with the sites that come top of the list. however, a lot of chaps respond to my question with 'the internet' which isn't dreadfully helpful, but hey they don't come to see me to assist with my marketing strategy!
The other thing the stats page tells me is a list of search engine searches, so if someone Googles 'Lydia Hounslow' and they click on the link given by google to get to this website it comes up.
This is my list for Feburary:
OK, Minxy Lydia comes top with quite a lot of people googling this, which makes sense, people who I have met or have me recommended by name but not recall my website would naturally google this. ' Lydia escort' is a little vague, but will still throw up this website somewhere in the list. I'm not entirely sure how the person searching for' Lydia escort mildenhall' got to me, but anyway.
What was really interested me was 'small penis minxy'. My initial reaction was WTF?! Why would a) someone google this and b) I don't have a penis, small or otherwise. I don't know what someone would google this, but could speculate- come on we have all googled random shit to try and find something. I googled this and sure enough I came up- more precisely a blog entry I made. So, it all fell into place.
I tried the same with some of the other searches listed and sure enough I popped up- usually a blog entry. What is really exciting (well to me anyway) that because of a combination of my genius SEO work, that of my website provider, I suppose google (although I haven't quite got my head around google analytics) and of course the subjects I blog I about I am becoming more high profile in the web.
So although I was vaguely aware that blogging was a good thing in terms of getting found on the web I wasn't consciously writing to get more hits. I write because I like it and because I know some people enjoy my waffle and because I think it gives a little bit of my personality away to those who might come and see me on the basis of thinking I am a nice/sexy/interesting/slightly bonkers woman. Of course some of my blog entries may put people off, but I don't aim to be all things to all people.
I like the idea that men google and get me- I like that because I have talked about roleplay a lot here I might get found by a man looking for an escort to do roleplay with. It's obviously a good business builder (hey, a girl has bills to pay!) but also it's satisfying that someone would find me this way, come and see me and have a great time! It's good to know random people who might not have any intention on seeing me might read me. I like to play to an audience, so even though you are all pretty much invisible to me the concept of having lots of adoring followers (egotist, moi?) is very appealing!
I'm not going to change the way I blog (sporadically about random shit that comes into my head mostly) completely, but I might be more aware that by using the right words and talking about things that people might be looking for in an escort could benefit me.
Tomorrow I am going to talk about anal play and fisting, but I promise you I was planning to blog about this before I realised the above!
Right, to bed for me! Toodle Pip!
OK, so I am worlds worse blogger- I make you promises and then don't follow through!
All anyone has talked about all weekend is the snow. As a nation we are pretty obsessed with it either loving it, hating it but united in the frustration of the chaos a bit of snow brings us. I spent the weekend moaning I was hoping for eight inches but only got two! Hee hee, the old ones are the best!
I would post the picture of the mini snowman I made on my windowsill, but fear you would think me a nutter!
In other news my bedroom ceiling has been pulled down and replaced after the water leak last year. It has taken an age to get sorted due to building maintenance company and insurers, but I now have a new ceiling without a scary looking bulge and a water stain. It however needs repainting along with the walls which they have splodged mess all over. This is due to happen on Thursday along with my kitchen floor being replaced. Therefore I have to get myself out of the flat all day Thursday. Rather annoying as I won't be able to work so any offers of outcalls to nice hotels or a lunch date will be gratefully received. Otherwise think 0f me wandering the streets with suitcase full of condoms, vibe and fancy underwear hoping someone will take pity on me. Cue mournful violin music.
Oh, and the other news is I have decided not to base myself in Notting Hill on Thursdays and Fridays as previously planned. It seems I am in far too much demand in Hounslow for it to be worth my while. However, it's a lovely flat and I could well see gents there if they make an advance booking, say 48 hours, so don't be afraid to ask! I may well be able to sort it!