delve a little deeper....
My lovely friend Fanny Price is in London next week, from 10th-14th June in Bayswater. She's top totty so if you're in London do consider paying her a visit! This is her Adultwork profile to find out more...
Alternatively, you could get organised and book us both together in either Bayswater or Hounslow, but we do need some notice because we'll be in our own locations unless we have a booking planned. Therefore your job to get your hands on two pairs of beautiful boobs is to ring me and get booked in asap!
Just to give you some further encouragement here's a couple of pictures I have of her!
Frankly an experience of both of us together is priceless, but to make it easier for you we have set the following rates for duo sessions.
£120 for 30 minutes
£200 for an hour
£300 for 90 minutes
£400 for two hours
In very exciting news I shall be working with the lovely Fanny Price on Sunday 29th September at my usual incall location in Hounslow. Fanny is an experienced bi escort usually based in the north of England, but on a naughty jaunt to London with a pit stop in Hounslow for some busty, yummy, juicy girl on girl delights with lucky old me!
If you fancy getting lucky with us both do make your bookings well in advance because it's for one day only (and early Monday morning!)
Click here for Fanny's adultwork profile and contact me in the usual way to secure your session!
Rates for us together are:
£120 for 30 minutes
£200 for an hour
£300 for 90 minutes
£400 for two hours
I shall be in Earls Court from Tuesday 2nd April (from about 12.30pm) until the morning of Wednesday 4th April.
The hotel is very close to West Brompton tube and is easily accessible from Kensington, Chelsea, Fulham, Putney, Wimbledon, Hammersmith and central London.
My rates will be:
1 hour- £130
90 minutes- £190
2 hours- £240
3 hours- £340
In new exciting news the busty Bibi will be coming to London to play from 3rd-7th May. We'll be based in Hounslow either at my place or a hotel and would be willing to do outcalls to local hotels if given notice (rates will be slightly higher to cover travel).
We had oodles of fun last time she came down with a mix of girl on girl action and lots of lovely attention paid to the gents who came to visit!
Our rates for incalls will be:
£120 for 30 minutes
£200 for an hour
£300 for 90 minutes
£400 for two hours
For longer sessions give me a call to discuss! We are available individually if the prospect of us both is too much to handle! Do enjoy the photos taken on Bibi's last visit!
We're taking bookings now so do get booked in!
If you're in any doubt, have a read of this great Adultwork report about the two of us!
In verrrry exciting news I will be available for duos with the lovely Bibi between January 26th-30th in Hounslow. Here's a pic of her and here is her website.
We will be available for duos (we're both bi and love to play!) as well as individually on those dates.
For duos we will be charging £120 for 30 minutes, £200 for an hour and £300 for 90 minutes. For longer sessions give me a call to discuss! We will also be available for outcalls in the Heathrow area.
Am very excited and can't wait to get my hands on her lovely assets!
Seriously, I did, scary bastards.
I decided to take the day off and do some shopping and wandering in Twickenham. I went to the gardens of York House on the river and took my camera along because I wanted to take some photographs of the statues (more of in a minute). I stopped to try and take a picture of a squirrel, why anyone needs a photo of a squirrel I don't know but it's just one of those things you do isn't it? As if a squirrel was some rarely seen mythical animal only seen for two weeks in September between 3pm and 4pm... So I'm there thinking I need a picture of this squirrel trying to creep towards it and not make any sudden movements whilst simultaneously zooming camera and getting squirrel to look my way. Squirrel looks at me and I snap. Then it moves forward and I'm thinking oooh can get a really close one in manner of intrepid wildlife photographer. Squirrel is now hurtling towards me with murder in its eyes! I squeak like the girl I am and run away. After telling myself squirrel was not actually after me I continue pottering about feeling at one with nature. I stop to take a photo of a snail on a tree. At least they don't move much I thought.
Having found the macro setting on camera yet inexplicably turning it into black and white I took a snap of snail (seen right) I then realise I am surrounded by three squirrels all getting closer and with my murder in their eyes. Scream like a girl and run away again. One even chased me. I actually had visions of being mauled by these brave mutant squirrels and be found half eaten by the river by a passing tramp. Suspect squirrels have been fed a lot here and see humans as food providers and not actual food but they really freaked me out. Several times I had to walk very quickly away stamping my feet as I wandered about looking for the statues. Believe me I felt like an utter pratt but I was actually scared one would jump on me and scratch my eyes out. I couldn't believe how pushy these bushy tailed scavengers were. Even when I ran away they actually followed me! I texted a friend to ask if I smelled of acorns, but he only came back with some 'witty' comment about me smelling of nuts...cheeky fuck.
So, I found the statues, known as The Naked Ladies. They were originally imported from Italy by a corrupt financier who eventually took his own life the Oceanides (or sea nymphs) were acquired from Witley Park and brought to their current location by Sir Ratan Tata ( what a fab name) who had bought York House from the duc d'Orléans in 1906. Carved Italian Carrara white marble they were sculpted in the early nineteenth century by the Roman studio of Orazio Andreoni.
Here are some pictures- I figured it'd make a change blogging pictures of myself naked:
Aren't they fabulous?!
Just before I left a great big heron came along and sat on one of the ladies heads. Not being Heather Angel or having much more than a cheap click and point camera on me this was the best I could get. I left after being stalked yet again by the deranged squirrels.
It was nice to get some fresh air and I also managed to pick up four books which were on my to read list- two of them for £1.50 each at local charity shop so was very pleased. Also witnessed a drunk demanding beer in the Waitrose Costa. You'd have thought you'd get a better class of person in such a place wouldn't you?!
Am back working tomorrow so shall have a nice early night and be ready for a much needed bonking! Please do not bring your pet squirrel when you visit. I now have a new phobia.
It's been a while since I blogged and that's because I have a busy bee and also away in Birmingham on a mini tour. This did not go particularly well. Not sure why, but clearly I do not appeal to the men of the West Midlands. I can safely say I will not be touring again. I've given it three goes and whilst I had a great time in Guildford, it really isn't worth the expenses when I have a perfectly nice base in Hounslow. From now on if you want to see me somewhere further afield I will expect you to book and pay for the hotel! I think that's fair huh? Of course I may get cabin fever and decide to try again another time, but hey, I'm a girl I can change my mind on a whim! For now I shall stick to London.
However, I had a better weekend despite Brum not being great, having no hot water on my first night and the bedroom door falling off on the last day. Yes really- here's a photo to prove it!
I think that has to be possibly the dullest photo I have posted here.... Will get back to boob shots tomorrow!
Anyway, the weekend was much nicer, spent it with an old uni friend in the countryside and went to see Blur in Wolverhampton on Sunday night. Awesome gig, loved it so much and made me forget about crappy Birmingham. I have been a massive Blur fan for years (this was the 7th time I have seen them live) and I think this was the best gig (although, I think I say that each time!). They really were on form, it was a nearly 2 hour set and OMG they were fabulous. I shall not get all fan girl on you now, but really, it was great.
Well, I am back in London now and looking forward to getting back to my lovely local boys. I took last night off to go and see THIS. It's on tonight, the last night, it's only £6 and she is hilariously funny and gives a brilliant insight into the world of escorting.
This will probably get me in trouble with the Olympic people who are trying so hard to preserve their brand. Of course I am deluded that anyone of import reads this blog!
Here goes- Went to see the Olympic Torch thing going through Hounslow today. It was hot, very hot, my toes got burned. It was crowded and some kid in a pushchair kept kicking me. To try and get me in the spirit I procured a balloon by pretending I had a child (they were only giving them out to kids). Waited for damn torch in the blistering heat, being kicked by child and imagining what my mythical child would be like. The mythical child that was at home with tonsillitis (I felt had to explain lack of child with me when procuring balloon). Mythical child has clearly inherited the bad tonsil gene which I then thought was a bit unfair. I suffered with mine for years and had to wait until the grand old age of 36 to have them taken out, after each infection getting gradually worse until they started to nearly kill me and a kind doctor had to fight with local hospital trust for them to agree to have have them removed. Anyway, I digress...
Finally something occurred, there was a man on a unicycle, two men playing some sort of Indian drums. there were lots of policemen, police cars and police motorbikes, people giving out blow up sticks, they might have been vaguely torch shaped, but I didn't get one because I am not a child. Mythical child would have got one I am sure, with her winsome smile, pretty blue eyes and long blonde hair.
Then a giant lorry with Coca-Cola appeared with dancing girls, then a Sumsung one with more dancing girls who has glittery cheerleader pom poms. Then another lorry with Lloyds TSB splashed all over it and more lithe youths jigging about. It all felt a bit corporate to be honest. The Lloyds girls were dishing out sticks with green ribbons attached. I didn't get one of them either.
Finally the torch appeared. I couldn't really see it because there were loads of people and I had been edged out of my spot by the pushchair and I was almost dying of heat exhaustion. It was quite nice in a way, the lad carrying it looked so happy and thrilled and people were ridiculously over excited and enthused. Probably because they were non mythical children with a selection of balloons, whistles, blow up things and ribbons.
Anyway, the best bit was the mascot. He is a photo:
You know how everyone went on about the Olympic 2012 logo looking like Lisa Simpson giving a blow job (its all I can see when I see it now) well don't you think this cute and cuddly mascot looks like a penis?
Mythical child is now disturbed.
Well tomorrow the Olympic torch comes through Hounslow and the news reports are all full of traffic chaos and what with the G4S debacle it all feels a bit negative. This blog also makes slightly depressing reading...
At least the sun is out though so I may go and look at what is going on in town tomorrow to get some fresh air and try and build up some enthusiasm for these games. Despite chuntering myself about my increased council tax the year after we won the bid to host the games that I wouldn't benefit in anyway from (will anyone?) and the general costs when we are in a huge recession I am aware it's probably the last time in my lifetime The Olympics will come to London. I do also want London to look good to the rest of the world and not the diabolic shambles of shit the media are portraying it as. One tiny bit of positiveness that is happening is this 38 degrees campaign.
I have just looked up a well known central London hotel and discovered not only is it not sold out for Monday 31st (random date I picked during the games) but the room is selling at a 50% summer discount! So even the hotels who one might assume were going to to do well out of this aren't even sold out....
Luckily for me I am escaping briefly to Birmingham in the middle of it all but other than that I plan on staying away from central London. Unless of course I get a nice outcall booking from a visitor who wants a bit of action!
Talking of which, there has been much debate about how The Olympics will affect us working girls in London. I have no idea. Some think it will be busy and others not. Yes there will be more people in London (particularly East and Central), but less workers (something like 50% of civil servants have been asked to work from home and I have several friends who work in town who have been told they can work at home too) as well as many many people saying 'I'm staying out of London!' Will the huge increase in Olympic tourists and the many officials and others here in a professional capacity be looking for escorts? Not sure... will they traipse out to Hounslow? Possibly not!
I am hoping I am far enough West to avoid to transport chaos so maybe I won't be affected by the 'I'm going nowhere near London' brigade, indeed it may be an advantage and I may get busier. Then again there may be a reduction in the number of business men coming into London so less outcalls at Heathrow Hotels. I really don't know. I shall just have to wait and see.
Well this week is over thank goodness, it was a shitty one for various reasons, but it takes a lot to get me down so am embracing the new week with much enthusiasm and vigor!
I do wish the weather would improve though! I do find sunshine brings out all the horny men! however who needs sunshine when you can spend an hour or two with lovely sunny moi?!
Having no interest in tennis I am afraid I did not think to pose in my tennis whites in support of Andy Murray so clearly that is why he did not win! Nothing to do with being in the final with the best player in the world of course! Ah well, he did better than many before him.
I need to remind you I am on tour in Birmingham on 2nd and 3rd of August so all you Midlands boys don't forget to get booking! I have a lovely hotel in the city centre close to New Street (a 10 minute walk) and Snow Hill stations and of course there is plenty of parking in the city centre so you really have no excuses! :)
I am dithering with doing a couple of days in central London too, I know I am a bit far of of town if someone has limited time, but London hotels are so very expensive I can't decided if it worth my while. Do get in touch if you think you might come and see me in I were more central. Might wait til after the Olympics now though. I'm also dithering with Cambridge. It's a lovely city so will be nice to have a wander during down time and it is a place that has fond memories for me. Whether anyone in Cambridge wants to see me is another matter though!
Right, it's late, so am off to bed. Oh I forgot to tell you, Friday was my 3rd year anniversary of being an escort! I can't believe how quickly time has gone! If you'd like to bring me an anniversary present (since noone else has *pointed glare*!) I would be thrilled! ;) A Bounty bar will do, I'm not mercenary you know!