delve a little deeper....
If you're planning on seeing me this week then I'm afraid I won't be around for much of it!
Am popping up to Liverpool to see my dear friend Sarita tomorrow evening until Thursday so I won't be available in Hounslow for a few days. Just decided I needed a break from London and she has promised to take me to the seaside at some point- we were thinking Wales. However, the weather is being a bit shitty so who knows what we'll end up doing. Anyway, it'll be a little break which is always nice!
If you want to see me in the North West, but are in a hotel (I won't be able to do incalls and I'm to scared to do bookings at private residences) it might be worth ringing me to see if we can coordinate schedules!
So, if you need a does of Minxiness this week in London I'm available between 11am-2pm then back Friday and all over the weekend.
This month I spent some time ranting about The All Party Parliamentary Group on Prostitution and the Global Sex Trade (APPG) are launching an inquiry to assess the current UK legal settlement surrounding prostitution. They wish to identify how legislation to tackle demand could safeguard those in danger of sexual exploitation and abuse. I wrote about the issues that concerned me regarding the APPG in this blog and urged people to respond to the questionnaire. In fact I was so determined to get people to take note and respond I blogged a helpful breakdown of the questions, along with my answers.
Incidentally, the responses for this survey are due to be released in January 2014, so that'll be interesting.... watch this space.
I also had a photoshoot in January. Here is one of the photos:
Consisted of me both plugging my March tour to Reading and trying to convince people to romance me on Valentines day. Both failed miserably :(
I also wrote my first blog on my struggle with feminism and how I found it hard to relate to. As someone who of course believes in the equal rights of women, I found it hard to discover that many other women only want equal rights for a certain sort of women (ie. Not sex workers, the working class or anyone who they disapprove of) and that radical feminism has hateful views on sex work, transgender issues and all men.
The Easter Bunny with One Ear was one of my favourite stories I shared with you this year! The saga rumbled on into May too where I wrote about it again. I never did get a refund!
Other than being the oldest bunny in town I wrote a lot in March! Joan Smith pissed me off, I worried about Talking Dirty and I got pissed off again, this time with Melissa Farley and was inspired to write Why I made The Choice to become a prostitute by Brooke Magnanti who had written about Farley.
With April's showers came a long piece on porn, this took for-fucking-ever to write so you can read it again- it's a bit about the history of porn and inspired by me getting fed up with men who learn about sex from porn and therefore don't know how to do it properly!
I also dabbled in satire after Samantha Brick annoyed the entire nation yet again by announcing she was so beautiful other women hated her...
Finally, probably one of the hardest stories to write, but also one I am proud of being allowed to tell. It also highlighted the appalling rape conviction statistics and the Merseyside model in relation to Police attitudes to sex workers.
The Minxipedia was born!
AND I started a Twitter Storm!
Go May !
Oh, and then I got all angsty about feminism again!
Another tough blog- I wrote, for the first time about when I was outed at work. A hard one to write but something that a lot of people wrote to me and tweeted about which was lovely.
However, I also got slagged off by Mumsnet (I'm sure I need a T shirt for that) and in terrific news there was Victory for Scottish Sex Workers.
Part Two coming up tomorrow!
In very exciting news I shall be working with the lovely Fanny Price on Sunday 29th September at my usual incall location in Hounslow. Fanny is an experienced bi escort usually based in the north of England, but on a naughty jaunt to London with a pit stop in Hounslow for some busty, yummy, juicy girl on girl delights with lucky old me!
If you fancy getting lucky with us both do make your bookings well in advance because it's for one day only (and early Monday morning!)
Click here for Fanny's adultwork profile and contact me in the usual way to secure your session!
Rates for us together are:
£120 for 30 minutes
£200 for an hour
£300 for 90 minutes
£400 for two hours
Things I am happy about today:
Happy Thursday all!
To the tune of Once in Royal David's City.
Should you want to sing the real version to purge yourself of my badness then here they are
1. Once in royal London’s City
Stood a lonely sexless man
Where can I get laid he wondered
On his iphone he began
Minxy was that floosie, wild
Called her up and he then he smiled
2. He came down from town to Hounslow
She was hot and not too tall
And her prices are quite fair,
And her titties are not small;
With her hand and mouth did slowly,
Make his cock so hard and poley
3. And though all this wondrous session
He would kiss and fondle her,
Stoke and watch the lovely Lydia
In whose gentle arms he lay:
Paying Punters all must be
Clean, obedient, good as he.
4. For she is an excellent escort
You should see her for yourself
She is minxy, hot and saucy
Sucks a cock like no one else
And she is a cure for sadness
Book her now and feel the gladness
Me in my slaaaaag poncho! yes, I know I'm hot! ;)
Had a fabulous weekend, hence no updates, well that and the fact I was laptopless (which isn't the same as being topless!). Laptop is now working again and I have had a rest after my weekend and raring to go again!
Had a night out with a couple of girlfriends on Saturday, starting with a yummy Thai meal. I don't usually eat Thai, but I was outvoted and it was actually pretty good. We visiting a few local pubs and flirted with strange men. Well I did, the other two just rolled their eyes at me and said you're not on duty now, you don't have to be nice to old men which I thought was a bit mean. I like men and these were quite sweet and harmless.
Anyway we were invited deep sea fishing by one chap, which was an offer we all sadly turned down. We saw a man with a mullet, which I am not sure if was worn in bad taste or in irony. Maybe it was for a bet. We discussed politics. My favourite quote of the night was my sister in law announcing that 'saying you're a Tory these days is a bit like publicly admitting you have genital warts' which amused us greatly.
We ended up paying a tenner to get in to some crappy pub (I shall not name it) on the basis it had a dance floor and was open until 1am. It was meant to be a fiver each but I knocked the bouncer down to £10 for the three of us. The floor was sticky, I mean really sticky, if you stood still for more than two minutes it took another ten minutes to unstick yourself. The bar was out of gin and out of lemon slices and ludicrously expensive- in a rip off way not in a we are in a classy place way. We had a good dance though (we had to to stop ourselves becoming adhered to the floor) and swatted off the many predatory males circling the dance floor. I did have a snog with a nice young Nigerian man who danced with me though. I thought as non married person I should demonstrate the advantages of not having a husband and that even at my ripe old age I can still pull in grotty pubs!
After closing we went on a mission to find somewhere else to go, but failed. I had to point out this was Hounslow and there were not any secret late night venues to be found! There was an incident with parking cones on head (theirs not mine) and the humping of a cycle rack (again not me, this is what happens when you buy married mothers doubles all night) and somehow we ended up back at mine. Was great fun and a giggle and we all felt a tiny bit iffy the next day. However we had a mission and had to get into gear for some festival going. We stopped at Tesco on the way and saw Dirty Den which excited us a lot, I had to stop friend from following him around though. Us London people are too cool to notice famous people I told her.
We eventually got to Kent about 3pm where by now it was drizzing and cold and I had to change out of my very short shorts into jeans and put my cardi on :(
Got drenched when we first arrived but we had some awesome ponchos (Danish ones called Regnslag, which caused much hilarity and we sat about saying slaaaaag a lot). OK we looked like idiots in ponchos but we stayed dry-ish. The sun did come out and we saw some awesome music including Kool and The Gang who we were a bit cynical about, but who ended up being brilliant fun and kinda sexy. It was pointed out after Nigerian the night before I must be going through a black man phase...
We also saw Psychedelic Furs, The Levellers, Richard Ashcroft who was mighty brilliant and still had that bolshy northern swagger going on and Suede who we all adore and who played brilliantly. The atmosphere was lovely all day, a very laid back friendly festival and would definitely go again. Here are some nice pictures!
Am thrilled to see I have another Field Review on the Punternet Website. Here it is if you'd like to read it!
Not only is it fabulous to get these reviews, they do wonders for my ego but it's lovely to know someone enjoyed their time with you enough to make the effort to write a report. Of course these things never hurt business and any record from a third party to prove I am who I say I am and that I do offer a good service is a good thing!
I'm thrilled because it is so lovely and from a lovely man (and no I'm not just saying that!)
In other news my campaign to spur England on to victory was futile, but at least I don't have to keep thinking of fun, sexy, relvant pictures to take!
Ten things that have made me happy this week.
1. Success of Guildford Tour
2. Having dirty thoughts in Guildford Castle
3. Seeing a dear friend home from 4 months abroad.
4. Pebbles. Who needs diamonds when a man brings me pebbles?
5. My lovely new pink shoes and sunglasses
6. Making plans to go to the coast over the long bank holiday and seeing my brother for the first time in months.
7. Feeling mildly patriotic at Union Jack bunting everywhere.
8. Doing a really good run on webcam which was fun and erotic and financially quite good.
9. Pizza and salad.
10. Being sent a photo of a naked cowboy from friend in New York, (he had pants on though!)