delve a little deeper....
Ten things that have made me happy this week.
1. Success of Guildford Tour
2. Having dirty thoughts in Guildford Castle
3. Seeing a dear friend home from 4 months abroad.
4. Pebbles. Who needs diamonds when a man brings me pebbles?
5. My lovely new pink shoes and sunglasses
6. Making plans to go to the coast over the long bank holiday and seeing my brother for the first time in months.
7. Feeling mildly patriotic at Union Jack bunting everywhere.
8. Doing a really good run on webcam which was fun and erotic and financially quite good.
9. Pizza and salad.
10. Being sent a photo of a naked cowboy from friend in New York, (he had pants on though!)
I couldn't blog whilst I was away because it doesn't work on my phone and to get the app for my website host meant downloading itunes which I really didn't want to do.
Sooo, Guildford was great, much better than Leeds, although I was still getting calls from men in Leeds who sounded nice and genuine and disappointed when I said I was unlikely to be going back! We had a lovely apartment in Guildford and the weather was still reasonable. As well as working I also did a bit of shopping and also went off to visit the castle. I have a bit of a thing about castles (don't ask) and I got to climb to the top and look at the view of the city and the countryside. I shall not bore you with the photos I took!
Ok, am having to dash off now (outcall!) but will do some proper blogging later! For now have a pic from my Help England win the Euros by wearing an England top in a provocative manner range.
This week I am going to post blogs in list form. It's an exercise in creative writing to make me post and think. I don't use my brain as much as I should these days so anything to get me actually thinking is a good thing and hey, you read read this blog to learn more about me I assume.
If you have any suggestions of what you would like to see me list then do drop me a line.
Things that have (mildly) traumatised me today
1. Summer shoes.
They are either totally flat or have stupid heels. I hate flat shoes because a) I am too short and feel dumpy and everyone will know my trousers are all too long and b) I can't walk far in them any more because after years of wearing heels my feet and ankles and calves hurt in flats. I assume it's something to do with the muscles. All I want is a pair of summer shoes that don't cripple me and I can skip about in looking both good and not in pain.
2. Dead pigeon
Nearly stepped on one on my morning walk. Eeeek!
3. No dead pigeon
Above dead pigeon had gone on my way back. No sign of it except a few feathers. Had ghoulish thoughts of someone picking it up to take home with them or a passing dog eating it.
4. The smell of local sewerage plant on walk.
5. How ugly Twickenham stadium is.
I even took a photo. Here it is.
6. The hot weather is not going to last.
I want a few more warm days til the rain returns please. I am also attempting to get a bit brown and this takes time with my pale skin, paranoia about burning and having to use factor 40.
7. How much laundry I have to do.
8. Fretting about Guildford and will anyone book me.
9. The sound of big scary crows (or ravens or rooks, who knows) outside my flat.
Am a bit bird phobic and am scared one will fly in window and peck my eyes out.
10. Adultwork being down this morning.
Much of my business still comes from there despite having beautiful website.
Having dithered about it for some time I have decided to branch out and go for a couple of jaunts. I never quite get that when escorts go to hotels to work from in other cities they are referred to as tours. It feels as if I should be doing 20 locations in 30 days covering the four corners of the country in a large coach with an entourage and group of roadies to carry my bags (but that's a sexual fantasy for another day).
Because I am a wuss I am having my hand held by the lovely Sarita- don't worry we have our own rooms so she won't have to hide in the bathroom whilst I am seeing a gent, and vice versa. Though I'm sure we could also be persuaded to do a duo session if that rocks your cock!
To embrace the notion of a tour I have named our jaunt The Whore Tour (whore is an acceptable word in this fun context in case you're cringing at it!). I have been amusing myself with the concept of tour merchandise. You know, T shirts with our pictures with phone numbers on the front and Whore Tour in big letters on the back with a list of dates and locations. Of course we could also branch out into baseball caps and keyrings or maybe novelty tour condoms?
So, where are we going? The list is below and I have created a Whore Tour tab on here to list the dates and any further information as I get it.
Headingly, Leeds, Yorkshire
Thursday 24th May- Friday 25th May 2012.
Tuesday 29th May- Wednesday 30th May
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