delve a little deeper....
Have just been fiddling around with my rates page to try and make it look nicer and to add more detail to what I will and won't do. Not that it will stop numpties from calling me at 2am inviting me to their B&B 50 miles away, but hey ho, I can but try!
I have also added lunch/dinner booking rates as well as 12 hour rates. I decided to keep it simple and offer a 12 hour rate than then specify between day and overnight rates. I thought it might be fun to do some going out and eating out bookings (seeing as noone ever bloody takes me anywhere) and I can be fairly flexible about what we do.
Anyway, this is what I have written on the topic:
I do outcalls to West London, Central London and Heathrow Hotels. I will require your hotel contact number and room number in advance of leaving to visit you to confirm the booking, therefore if you are staying in a budget hotel that does not have a phone in the room I will be unable to accept your booking.
I will not do outcalls to private residences, only hotels.
Outcalls to locations further than ten miles from my home may incur additional travel expenses, as I do not drive I am unlikely to travel long distances at short notice and certainly not late at night. I may request a deposit if I need to book train tickets in advance of visiting you.
My rate for a dinner or lunch date is £350. This includes four hours of my time and the split between food time and private time (i.e. the bonking) can be discussed in advance of a booking, but I expect you to be reasonable about this so not 3.5 hours in bed and a quick sandwich before I leave!
Overnights or All day Rate
I offer a discounted rate of £850 for 12 hours (whatever time of the day). How we spend our date will be agreed in advance , but I am happy to attend theatre performances, the cinema, tourist sightseeing and other fun pursuits (although I expect to be told in advance and not surprised with a parachute jump or similar!) I will expect to be fed at reasonable intervals and if the booking is an overnight one I would prefer some sleep or else Minxy will become Moany!
Seems OK to me and of course I am happy to negotiate over longer bookings if what you want something isn't mentioned above. However do not pester me with wanting discounts on my usual hourly rate else I will be offended and probably not wish to see you!
I can assure you that I can hold a reasonable conversation, know how to behave in public and how to hold a knife and fork.
I have had a couple of days off and all has been very lovely. I had a hot date on Monday night with an old friend which was fantastic, catching up with people you thought had disappeared forever is always a pleasure (oh and boy, was it pleasurable!)
I have then had a friend staying. Poor woman, I sent her off to Hounslow with my keys whilst I lay about drinking champagne in a smart hotel Monday night and then abandoned her yesterday whilst I went for lunch with two new friends! We did catch up properly last night though over an Indian meal and much putting the world to rights went on til 5am this morning!
Nose back to the grindstone now though.... I need a better expression than that though... Pussy back to the pleasuring? Anyway, I digress, back to work now with plenty of availability having been playing hard to get over the past few days. Oh there is still time to book me for Leeds which incidentally I am very excited about. I am about to clarify my timings so please visit this page to see whether you can fit me into your schedule! I can't wait to do my very first hotel incall!