delve a little deeper....
OK, here's a date for you, my regular boys!
On Tuesday 22nd January I am offering threesome bookings with my partner in crime.
We will be available together from midday.
The booking can be tailored to cater for your fantasy. You can enjoy being a voyeur, watching us getting hot and steamy together or maybe you'd like to see him being a cuckold (I can even tie him to the chair and not let him join in!).
He is fully bi so if you want some more intense man on man action this will be given happily. We can work with both newbies and the more experienced. We are both laid back, kind and considerate and will go at your pace if you're new to this. If you want to experience your first male blow job, then why not give it a go and if you decide it's not your thing there will be no pressure to continue and we can go back to the straight stuff!
If you're totally straight and just want to experience playing with me with another man we can do that too, with no advances made on you from him! I, however won't be able to keep my hands (and mouth) off your cock!
So, we are flexible in terms of how a booking will go so don't be shy and let me know.
However, I have set some some rules:
1. We will only be taking advance bookings. No on the day bookings (basically, because if we don't get bookings we shall be doing something else and not sitting about waiting for the phone to ring!)
2. I will only accept bookings from clients I know to reduce the possibility of no shows and time wasters. If we haven't met and you really want to see us I will ask for a deposit!
30 minutes- £80
1 hour- £120
90 minutes- £180
2 hours- £240
Contact me by email or phone to discuss.
Incidentally, we're also happy to do foursomes if you want to bring your missus!
This will probably get me in trouble with the Olympic people who are trying so hard to preserve their brand. Of course I am deluded that anyone of import reads this blog!
Here goes- Went to see the Olympic Torch thing going through Hounslow today. It was hot, very hot, my toes got burned. It was crowded and some kid in a pushchair kept kicking me. To try and get me in the spirit I procured a balloon by pretending I had a child (they were only giving them out to kids). Waited for damn torch in the blistering heat, being kicked by child and imagining what my mythical child would be like. The mythical child that was at home with tonsillitis (I felt had to explain lack of child with me when procuring balloon). Mythical child has clearly inherited the bad tonsil gene which I then thought was a bit unfair. I suffered with mine for years and had to wait until the grand old age of 36 to have them taken out, after each infection getting gradually worse until they started to nearly kill me and a kind doctor had to fight with local hospital trust for them to agree to have have them removed. Anyway, I digress...
Finally something occurred, there was a man on a unicycle, two men playing some sort of Indian drums. there were lots of policemen, police cars and police motorbikes, people giving out blow up sticks, they might have been vaguely torch shaped, but I didn't get one because I am not a child. Mythical child would have got one I am sure, with her winsome smile, pretty blue eyes and long blonde hair.
Then a giant lorry with Coca-Cola appeared with dancing girls, then a Sumsung one with more dancing girls who has glittery cheerleader pom poms. Then another lorry with Lloyds TSB splashed all over it and more lithe youths jigging about. It all felt a bit corporate to be honest. The Lloyds girls were dishing out sticks with green ribbons attached. I didn't get one of them either.
Finally the torch appeared. I couldn't really see it because there were loads of people and I had been edged out of my spot by the pushchair and I was almost dying of heat exhaustion. It was quite nice in a way, the lad carrying it looked so happy and thrilled and people were ridiculously over excited and enthused. Probably because they were non mythical children with a selection of balloons, whistles, blow up things and ribbons.
Anyway, the best bit was the mascot. He is a photo:
You know how everyone went on about the Olympic 2012 logo looking like Lisa Simpson giving a blow job (its all I can see when I see it now) well don't you think this cute and cuddly mascot looks like a penis?
Mythical child is now disturbed.
I love sucking cock. I know that's probably a bit crass, but hey you're reading an escort's website.
I know this sounds all very 'Book me! I'm fab' but really I do enjoy it and I think I do it well, well no one has every complained. I do wonder if there is such a thing as a 'bad' blow job. I mean, most men are happy if someone has their cock in their mouth!
Ok, I know half hearted ones or ones with too much tooth aren't so good. Unless you like tooth. I have been asked to gently bite a penis before now and to grate my teeth along the shaft but I think it's fair to say that most men prefer no gnashers on their nob.
When I was younger, I didn't really like them. Well I didn't not like them, I did them but it was because it's kind of expected but I wasn't very enthused about it. I suppose in my sexual naivety I wasn't getting anything out of it so it was a bit 'meh'. I'm trying to pinpoint a time when I did start to enjoy giving them.... *thinks*...
Ahh yes, it would have been in my early 30's when I became single again, well actually it might have been a bit before then, but I wouldn't want to incriminate myself!
Anyway I don't think there was a penny dropping moment or a man who made me think 'Wow I love this'. Anyway, at some point I realised I do like to suck cock. I think it's partly because my inner slut came out, partly because my submissive, wanting to please side came out and because I grew out of the selfishness of youth! Giving pleasure to others is A.Good.Thing. Yeah a man thoroughly enjoying and getting off on my sucking him is a great feeling. I love to watch a man enjoy what I am doing to him. Maybe it's my ego or maybe I have become a more kindly person!
So, how does one give a good blow job. Ladies (or indeed gay and bi men) here is my definitive guide, Lydia's Guide to Sucking Cock.
* Look like you want to do it- enthusiasm is a turn on- I don't mean jumping up and down saying goody goody, this is not hot. Just be keen, as if it's something you've been wanting to do all your life, but quietly...
* Positioning is important. Being able to get good movement is important and it's no fun if you're uncomfortable to start with. Get between his legs as he lays flat on the bed or on your knees as he stands (my favourite). Men like this because it's a bit of a submissive/power thing and you can look up at them (this is important).
* How to start- a good blowjob doesn't mean shoving the whole lot straight in your mouth. You want to make it last a decent length of time and your jaw will ache if you just do the sucking up and down thing so make sure you spend plenty of time on the build up. Ignore what you see in porn. That's just rubbish.
* Start right at the base of his balls, lick them gently with both flicking movements and with long slow sweeps right around each ball. Then suck/nibble them, very very gently. How easy this is will depend on the looseness of his balls- some are more saggy than others. Use your hands too, cup the balls and careess them. If inclined lick his taint. (the bit between balls and arsehole) quite firmly. If also inclined lick down to his arsehole, but rimming is another lesson for another day.
* Look him in the eye. Try to look as if you're saying, you want me to suck your cock don't you? Look minxy, knowingly, cheeky.
* Then ensuring you have a wet tongue run your tongue from the base of his cock right up to the tip in one long movement. Use a flat tongue so you're covering as much area as possible, as if licking a lolly.
* Do the above a few times, maybe deviating from a straight line to a more wiggly one. Don't spend too long on the head yet.
*If he has a drip of precum, lick it up using the tip of your tongue very quickly, a flick across will do. If you're less keen, use your finger to stroke it off.
* OK, now the head, if he has a foreskin then slide it back using your hand and use your tongue to lick the exposed bellend. Flick your tongue (hope you're keeping it wet girls) and swirl it about.
* Tease him by putting your mouth around the head, say an inch in and suck on it with varying degrees of hardness.
* Do the lolly licking again a couple of times. vary by licking down one side or tilting your head.
* If your mouth is getting dry or you need to shift positions use this chance to kiss him- passionately. Whisper to him that you can't wait to get his cock deep in your mouth or similar promising line so he doesn't think you've stopped.
* Ok, back down to the cock, maybe swap positions so get him to stand or or lay down.
* Look him in the eye again, with his cock resting on your lips or by your mouth. Use your hand to move the cock across your lips or keep it still and use your head. whichever works for you without licking to start with, but after a moment start licking again.
* Back to his bellend. Lick and suck it, swirl that wet tongue baby!
* Now you may take him in your mouth deeper. The general rule is no teeth. Suck at varying degrees or harness and speed up and down his cock. By varying the speed it'll stop him from cumming (probably)
* If his wang is too big for you to take the whole thing in your mouth, you’ll need to use your hand too. Slobber all over his cock for a while first so your hand will slide easily up and down instead of just catching on his dry skin. The most important hand move is the twister. When you slide your hand up his shaft, twist your wrist. A twisting motion gets you into a smoother rhythm than the straight up and down. Slide your hand up and down on the base of his cock in conjunction with your mouth moving up and down on the rest of it. The hard part is finding the correct grip.
Another good trick is to wrap your hand around the top of his cock and put your mouth over your hand. Then slide your hand down the shaft and your mouth down on top of it in a fluid motion until your hand meets the base of his cock. It will feel like you’re sliding your mouth all the way down him even if you can’t.
* For variety and to maintain some eye contact. If you're feeling dirty slap it against your tongue or face, then look at him while you rub his cock against your cheeks and lips. Guys are visual, this is just a little something naughty for them to look at.
* I can’t really teach you how to deep throat, that’s between you and your gag reflex. The important thing, I think, is to make an effort to take him in as deep as you can, even if it’s only for a few seconds. It’s hard to explain exactly how to do this: try concentrating on relaxing your throat and jaw. As I mentioned before, it helps me to steady his cock with my hand when I go deep, and breathing in or breathing out through the nose instead of just holding your breath also helps abate that “gonna gag” feeling.
* Be assertive, if he tries to push your head anywhere or thrust during the above firmly stop him, a firm hand on his thigh, or move your head away and tell him to keep still and enjoy it. If all else fails tell him if he thrusts once more you'll bite it off. Even the most dominating man loves to be bullied once in a while. Please note, men who push my head down will get a short thrift.
Now, this won't work by following it step by step, stopping to read a print out of this. Read and remember and if you can't the simple version of this guide is.
Variety of movement and location.
Of course the above may or may not work for you nor will it for every man, but be guided by him, watch what he is enjoying the most. Oh and you can ask him- does this work for you? is easily said and gives your jaw a rest. Although go easy on the conversation, it breaks the moment.
Use as much saliva (tbh, I'm not so good at this) as you can manage, boys love to hear the noise too, so at some point make an effort to try and make squelchy noises! Some men like you spit on their cocks, but don't do unless you're sure- it can offend. Try dribbling spit from behind your hand onto his cock if you feel unladylike about doing it.
And there you go!