delve a little deeper....
I am a champion of all kinds of sex workers and don't believe in the hierarchy that exists in some people's minds. It's easy to see why people might put exclusive courtesans at the top of the list and streetwalkers at the bottom and parlour workers and independent workers somewhere in between. It's easy to dismiss those who work part time as less professional or worthy than those who choose it as a full time career, but frankly that's all rubbish.
At the end of the day there are people who are good and bad at their job, do it for all reasons and make the choices they make. It's not impossible to have a happy content streetwalker and a miserable £300 an hour 'high class companion'. Ultimately we all sell sex and we're all individuals with our own stories and experiences.
The above paragraph was a bit of a disclaimer to ensure noone accuses me of being snobbish or bitchy about other sex workers or trying to paint myself as perfect.
What I am though is honest and genuine. Not everyone is like that. Following on this post where I characterised some of the men one finds on punting websites this post is about Bad Escorts.
I'm not talking about those who really are thieves and con artists like this woman or those Maggie McNeil describes is this excellent blog but those who don't rely on being good to get repeat custom but use ways of screwing more money out of clients whilst doing as little as possible and generally giving the industry a bad name.
I've also purposely not including anything that might be connected to deeper more serious issues such as drug use, pimps, women who can't speak English or who are scared or nervous.
Little Miss Lazy
She: Wants to do as little as possible
Likes: Making a man come as quickly as possible then ending the booking
Dislikes: Anything more strenuous than opening her legs and clients staying the full length of their booking.
Most likely to say: My arm aches, that hurts my back. Sorry, I need to lay down.
Tricks: Setting the bedroom clock ten minutes fast
Little Miss Distracted
She: Avoids doing the job at hand
Likes: Taking 10 minutes to put the money away, watching the TV whilst being shagged, takes phone calls mid booking.
Dislikes: Having to engage with the client.
Most likely to say: Hang on, I just need to finish this Candy Crush level.
Tricks: Telling a very long story to waste some more time.
Little Miss Grumpy
She: is downright miserable
Likes: very little it appears
Dislikes: Smiling and Speaking
Most likely to say: Have you finished yet?
Tricks: Yawning and rolling her eyes
Little Miss Extras
She: Charges extra for every little thing and fails to mention until during the booking.
Likes: Turning a £100 booking into a £200 booking
Dislikes: Being turned down.
Most likely to say: Kissing is £20, oral sex is £30, glass of tap water £3.50
Tricks: Her whole Modus Operandi is a con.
Little Miss Fake
She: Uses the photos of a porn star
Likes: Thinking she can pull off losing 10 years and several dress sizes
Dislikes: Men walking out in horror
Most likely to say: But it is me!
Tricks: Knowing most men think with their cocks so will stay and pay.
Little Miss Messy
She: Can't be arsed. The place is a mess, she is grubby.
Likes: Picking the dirt under her chipped fingernails.
Dislikes: Dressing up for a booking, emptying the bins and changing the bed linen.
Most likely to say: Take me as I am.
Tricks: None, just doesn't care.