delve a little deeper....
Another one from 2012 for the festive season!
Anyway, this time to the tune of Good King Wencelas (yes I know there should be one more verse, but I was starting to go insane)
Minxy Lydia was a tart
You could not do better
Book an hour for a start
You could write a letter
But an email or a call
Will get you seen quicker
Guaranteed you’ll have a ball
Specially if you lick her
Plain straight sex or something new,
Fingers up the botty.
Anal play is not for you?
Still come see this hotty
She does roleplay very well
Take your pick cos she won’t tell
That your bum is hairy
What about a rude French Maid,
Or a slutty school girl?
It’s your choice, be not afraid
Want to be a squirrel?
She has heard it all before
Nothing will now shock her
Don’t forget she is a whore
And an anal fister
She can be a sweet girlfriend
Don’t need to be kinky
All your needs she can attend
She is very busty
You can play with her big tits
She can suck your cock off
Slide it in to see it fits
And give her a good boff
Reissued from Christmas 2012!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve truckers dogging,
Eleven men a pissing,
Ten fingers fisting,
Nine lashes whipping,
Eight inches fucking,
Seven mins of rimming,
Six hours of licking,
Five anal beads,
Four leather straps,
Three throbbing cocks,
Two nipple clamps,
And a face full of sticky cum!
OK, so this is a slight edit and rewrite of an old blog from a few years ago, but I am having a flurry of 'new' clients both booking and inquiries from guys who have never booked an escort before as well as a smattering of virgins. I also noted when looking at the search terms (what people put in Google to get my website listed and click on it!) that there were several relating to losing virginity and how to book an escort.
So some of the below is a repeat and some of it is additional material!
What you are doing is not illegal. Read this for more information.
Everyone else is at it so why not you too? The men I have met have been of all ages, races, religions, colour, professions with a spectrum from Bloody damn gorgeous to erm, less fortunate to look at. There really is no 'type' so I have a theory that most men will meet an escort at some point in their life. Therefore if everyone else is doing it, why aren't you?!
So, what happens once you decide to sample my delights?
Well you need to contact me. You can do this initially by email, via my contact page here or even by text for an initial enquiry. I will want to speak to you on the phone before I meet you though. I'm also not into ongoing text conversations so be warned! I have to be wary of the phone wankers (those telling me their lurid fantasies whilst knocking one out) and I need to be sure you are a genuine client and not a child or suspicious wife!
Apart from anything I can tell a lot from someones phone manner which helps with my twat radar! The way I see it is if someone can not communicate with me nicely on the phone I don't wish to meet them! That's not to say you should worry about sounding nervous or fumbling over your words- that's to be expected and doesn't put me off. If you have questions and you're nervous you can always write them down as a prompt if you have a more complicated request ask me if you can email more information (I'll say yes!)
So on the phone we will agree a day and time and for how long. You can tell me any requests you have such as what I wear or what you want from the session. Equally, you don't have to be specific if you're not sure and just want to go with the flow. However it's handy for me if you have something you want me to wear or if you want analplay/fisting.
Once we have agreed when I may ask you to confirm. If the booking is within the next couple of hours then it doesn't matter but any longer then I will ask you to call or text to confirm nearer the time. The reason for this is that there are timewasters out there and of course genuine reasons why you can't make it may come up. At the final confirmation I will give a rough address and ask you to call me when you arrive. Again because people don't show up I won't give out the exact house number until you have arrived. So, don't worry if you think I'm being cagey, it's standard procedure!
If you're booking an outcall at a hotel then I will ask for the room number and call you in your room to confirm you are indeed there! I'll double check with you that I can get to your room OK- some hotels have a keycard system so I won't be able to get in the lift or to the room without one, In this case we'll arrange to meet somewhere. I will also ask you where the lifts are in relation to the main entrance so I can walk in as if I am meant to be there. Don't worry, I always dress conservatively or casually when arriving and I won't be asking for you at the front desk. Assuming I can get into the hotel OK I will text you on arrival and let you know I'm on my way up.
So, what happens when you arrive? Well, a welcome and hopefully you can admire my loveliness! I'll offer you a drink and use of the bathroom and ask you if you want to sit with me in the lounge for a chat first or straight to the bedroom. For bookings over 45 minutes it's fairly usual we sit down and have a chat, but of course it's your gig so if you want bedroom action straight away that's fine too!
if you haven't offered I will ask for the cash. It's pretty standard procedure getting money up front. it's not that I don't trust you, but well, I don't trust anyone! It also means that if we end up having a magical time we may be too elated to remember at the end!
How things will go will depend on the booking and what you want. What you want and don't want won't offend me, so don't worry about that. I know some guys aren't into kissing so if I ask you don't feel bad about saying no, I really won't be upset!
I know from experience based on what I am told that men who come to see me to lose their virginity do so for several reasons. Obviously the main issue is to rid them of their virginity, but for some it is to gain experience with a woman before embarking on a sexual relationship with a 'real life' woman or to boost their confidence or to get through what they think will be a fumbling unsatisfying experience before having sex with a girlfriend.
Part of me understands this, although if I'm honest I do have an idealistic notion that everyone should wait til it happens naturally! However, whatever your reasons or however old you are, I am happy to meet virgins, either to take their virginity or to give them a sexual experience if they don't actually want penetrative sex yet.
Likewise, I am happy to meet inexperienced men too or offer 'lessons in lust' for those who want to learn how to please a woman.
I don't have a set routine when it comes to a booking, each one will be tailored to what you the client requires so as much information or ideas on what you want is really helpful, either when making the booking or when we first meet.
I look forward to welcoming you very soon! :)