delve a little deeper....
Thank you to those of you who messaged and texted regarding my phone contact transfer! I have done it now- well an edited version- I've got my regular boys in and the ones who are marked as timewaster/weirdos!
The rest of you- apologies if you have seen me and I don't recognise you when you call or text- after over two years in this game, there were waaaay too many numbers to keep them all! much to my own amusement I have chosen the ring tone 'love flute' on new phone. When I seem to spend a lot of time with my lips around various flutes! ;)
In other news I am getting another new phone- my personal one and you'll be pleased to hear that I can easily swap the sim card and be done with it!
In yet further news I have a little break between 28th Nov-2nd December so come and see me before then!
I got me a lovely new phone the other day. i decided to get a contract phone rather than a pay as you go, which is both tiresome to top up and actually works out more expensive. My old phone was playing up and the risk of it dying and losing all my contacts was very scary so I thought it was about time. Anyway, I ended up going with a different provider because I got a good offer. However, It wasn't until I called them to pass on the PAC number to get my number transferred I discovered that I can not easily transfer all my contacts. Therefore I am having to manually type in all my numbers. This is tiresome beyond belief. Therefore I am doing it very slowly. Procrastination is my middle name, but I have to do it. I want to be able to recognise my previous clients, and certainly my regulars, but more importantly the naughty boys who have been text pests, not shown up or have been the sort of men I do not wish to see again!
So, please be understanding if I don't recognise your number when you call or text!
Oh and if anyone wants to help me do the number swap over (we can do it naked if you like!) do get in touch!
Today I received an email asking for some advice. Admittedly it made me feel rather like a wise old woman that men will come to in their hour of need. I'm assuming this man decided to ask me because I a) have a lot of sex and b) am a nice kind person! I have certainly never advertised myself as some sort of Agony Aunt or sexpert!
Am now dreaming up the title of my advice column- 'Aunt Lydia' makes me sound a bit old maidish, maybe 'Cousin Lydia'? However an agony cousin doesn't quite read right! Hmmm, 'Lydia Sorts it out'? 'Ask Minxy'? 'Minxy Makes you Feel better'? Naaa, am struggling on this... any ideas?!
Here is the problem I received and my response...
I seek ur honest remarks lydia please don’t worry about keeping my heart or my esteem whilst making remarks.
I’ve a small penis syndrome, it is exceptionally tiny, it is hardly 2 inches, while many say it should be at least 3 inches to touch the right places. Till now I had sex three times I’m good in foreplays and I indulge in loads of foreplay, ice cubes, licking, blind folding etc so please in ur remarks don’t dwell on foreplays as I know a lot about it. But when it comes to penetrative sex, I’ve sensed a great lack of pleasure in the women and that she is finding it hard to do penetration.
It would be a great favor on me if you could kindly view the pics of my general area in my profile, and then if you kindly could make your HONEST and TRUE remarks. I’m specifically concerned with penetrative sex and how the women feels doing it with me. So while making remarks assume if YOU are doing it, whether would you feel penis inside u, feel it touching the right places in vagina, feel it humping in vagina OR wont feel it inside u, find doing sex difficult with it, or think certain sex positions impossible, etc.
Your remarks will help me a lot, as to generally understand my potential and as well as to what extend a women would get pleasured with my penis size, to what extend would she get turned off, in which positions she would feels me inside and in which positions she wont. So lydia please be honest, no matter how harsh you think your remark is.
Much much thanks for your time and for sincere and honest remarks. Love xxx
Lydia Says:As long as you are good at the foreplay then that is the main thing- the actual in and out of sex is less important!
In terms of position I honestly think this depends on BOTH people, not just the man or the size of his penis. All bodies are different and fit together in different ways- it will depend on body shapes and heights so the 2 people together have to find one that will work for them!
Do also remember that the first couple of inches inside a vagina are the most sensitive and most women will come through stimulation to the clitoris. Therefore a huge penis is no essential!
I'm also a big believer in the two people being relaxed and comfortable with each other and also and a certain amount of sexual pleasure does come from being into your partner and being made to feel sexy and desirable.
I would suggest you try not to worry too much and relax and enjoy your time with a woman, confidence is a very sexy trait and you worrying and bringing attention to your small penis wont help the matter- just roll with it, enjoy yourself and ensure the woman in question is satisfied- whether that be using your fingers or tongue!
On a personal note, I once had a client who had a similarly small penis to yourself and when we had penetrative sex it felt amazing! I'm not quite sure how, it must have been the positioning, but I could certainly feel him in me and maybe because it was rubbing around my clit and outer vagina was very stimulating!
You'll be fine, try not to worry!
Do send your problems via the contact form here or to my email email@example.com
Today I waited in for Tesco delivery. Of course this means all appointments have to wait until after they have been so spent the morning thinking about cleaning. The internet provides many distractions from actually cleaning I have discovered! Tesco kept me amused by sending texts saying my delivery was delayed first from 11.00-13.00 to 11.00-13.23am and then 11.00-11.38. Random?!
Anyway it arrived about 12.30 and then I decided I should do some cleaning.
have appointments later so I need to get on (oh, but I thought I'd write a blog instead!)
I am having a party tomorrow and no you can't come! Lots of bi men and me, so hopefully i get to see lots of boy on boy action as well as lots of slavish devotion over me and I shall be awash with spunk! I have requested the men bring me flowers, be interesting to see how many actually do! I may post a photo on my next blog entry. Something tasteful of course...
Sometimes, you know, I do normal things! Sunday was a sex free, but very fun day. I met a friend and her gorgeous 10 month old baby for lunch which was lovely. He was very very lovely, made me broody for about ten minutes and then I remembered that however cute a baby is they all still do that needing looking after all the time thing and i wouldn't be very good at that. however it's nice to see my friends kids because as cute as they are I do get to hand them back.
I then went into town to meet a new friend, a colleague in this industry! She's a young and pretty and fairly new to all this, but she seems to have her head screwed on and is enjoying it. We went for drinks in central London and wandered about Soho looking for walk up parlours. This is a useful blog entry if you want to know more about the Soho sex scene. We were looking only because we have read about such places and never seen them, her because she is new to London and we because despite all my years in London and many nights out in Soho I have been oblivious! We did spot a few doors, open with handwritten signs on the wall saying 'Models' and a flight of stairs leading up to the flats where the girls work.
It would have been fascinating to go and have a look, but really not the done thing so we carried on to find nice pubs instead!
Before I met my new friend I had some time to kill and found myself in Green Park, It was lovely, still so mild for November, sunny, crisp and the autumn colours looked fantastic. Autumn I think is my favourite season. There were lots of men in uniform (they mainly seemed to be naval) looking very gallant and sexy. Of course this was due to various Remembrance Day services, I don't think Green Park is usually chock full of sailors!
I took a few snaps, I'll share one below because you don't always need to see a picture of me in my scanties do you?!
Sat on a bench people watching and reading my book and enjoying the late afternoon sun. Felt both peaceful and mildly sad that there were so many couples looking all loved up and cosy together. This life I choose doesn't make for romance and someone to kick leaves with on a Sunday afternoon would have been quite nice. :(
Anyway, enough wallowing! Time for a shower and to get my warpaint on!
It's always the way, I put on nice expensive stockings and I manage to wreck them. In this case I got my boot zip caught up....
I think they call this sort of thing first world problems...
I did my first webcamming session today! I had thought about doing this before now but was encouraged by a new friend who made me think it might be something fun to do. So, this afternoon when I was bored I dug out my old webcam, downloaded the software and git myself sorted! I expect a Thursday afternoon is a quiet time but I got a few guys come and watch me and the naughty exhibitionist in me was soon enjoying teasing and flirting! One guy was great and told me what he wanted to do to me so it wasn't long til I got really horny and when he asked to see me playing with myself I couldn't refuse. It was very hot, very wet (my poor sofa) and I loved it! Certainly something I will be doing again! Access my adultwork profile to see if I'm online!
Yet another awesome roleplay at the weekend. This time I was a headmistress complete with tight blouse, long skirt and boots! In fact I have a quick snap of boots which I shall add below this entry!
My student was very naughty and had not remembered his uniform so I lent him a white shirt and a school tie!
Once ready he was called into my office to explain his behaviour in class. It turns out he was being disruptive because he had heard I was a slutty teacher who gave special treats to students who needed an incentive to work harder! By the end of the session he had certainly experienced all the treats a girl could give!