delve a little deeper....
I'm sure most of you wouldn't dream of doing this but guys, please don't try and get hold of me by making a reverse charge call! Seriously this happened to me today! I didn't take it, but kinda half wish I did so I could say to whoever it was "WTF?!"
If you can't afford a phone call you can't afford me!
Firstly. thank you to those who have written to me this week, it's always nice to get positive emails complimenting my blog which I know I am very remiss in keeping up to date. I should make more of an effort to keep you updated on my naughty stories!
Secondly a quick hi to a chap who is reading me in NZ! I kinda feel like I have now gone global which is very exciting! I assumed I'd only be looked at by men in the UK. If you're elsewhere do drop me a line to tell me where you're from! This is the first step towards world domination which has always been a career goal for me.
Finally, I need to tell you about a great roleplay experience I had a few weeks ago. It's very bad of me not to have done this sooner because it really was great fun and I know the gentleman concerned was quite keen for me to write about it!
Had an interesting experience with an 'estate agent' The scenario was I had to um 'persuade' him to drop his commission rates that involved me assisting him with a tape measure in a very short skirt as he assessed my flat for selling. You can guess the rest... Having told my client about this I think he felt a little upstaged that someone had taken the time to plan for this roleplay decided that he would put in some advanced work. The scenario he put to me was he was a fitness instructor and I was to wear a suitable 'work out' outfit.
It made a nice change to put on a gym shorts and a vest instead of my usual minxy outfits, but I still felt sexy knowing the vest was a little tight, my boobs spilling out and the thin tight material showing my nipples and the tight shorts were making my arse look particularly slappable! OK, not quite what one would wear for a work out but hey...
So, he client showed up and presented me with an envelope. Inside was a letting from 'Fucking Fit...we bang you hard then leave you breathless'' a gym that I had recently left because I was unhappy. The letter, complete with a business card and a cool logo was an apology and a refund. I won't reproduce the entire thing here but included gems such as ' we have an investigation underway as to why several male gym members were found drained and unconscious just after you had finished using the gym' and 'We were unsure to what you meant when you stated " not a single one of them could keep up with my screwing or give me a good banging'... we were not aware of any construction work taking place at the time'. The letter was offering me a 3 hour personal workout session with one of their best instructors who would have me 'gushing and screaming outloud' and that they would not be happy until I had drained his exercise balls dry'!
Brilliant! I loved the effort made. The session was great fun, lots of bending and stretching, inappropriate touching and me accidentally rubbing up against his groin. My flimsy vest was not enough from stopping my bouncy boobs from falling out and a closer inspection of them was required. There were some unusual exercises in the form of straddling my instructor and gyrating against his hard cock through our work out clothes. Really, I don't have to naked to be made soaking wet and highly turned on! We had lots of fun, lots of silly Carry On-esque puns and a really hot time which did result in some vigorous fucking!
I don't expect everyone to make such effort or have elaborate fantasies but clients like this really do make it a lot of fun, so if you have your own fantasy you'd like fulfilling, however daft do get in touch! I am of course always available for meaningful conversation, good old fashioned sex and a good fisting.
I've had my first review on the Punternet website. It's always lovely to have nice things written about you so of course my ego was very happy! here it is if you're interested!
I do have exciting things to tell you and I will do so soon.
Went to my first swingers club last Monday. Finally, after dithering for ages it finally happened. OK, it was a Monday night so it was pretty quiet but it was great to dip a toe in the water. I was impressed with the place, big, clean, well maintained with lots of rooms and space. As much as I like the seedy side of life one does want such a place to be clean!
I went with a couple of very good friends, her a regular so we got a good tour and an explanation on how it worked, which was helpful. As I say it was pretty quiet, a few couples and quite a few single men. I must admit it was a little daunting walking through the place (wearing a corset and high heels) and being watched, well, almost salivated over by the chaps. Once I got less nervous and my naughty side kicked in I did rather enjoy the attention, though it was very respectful and from a distance which was nice. One does not like men who are too pushy. The quality of 'talent' varied lets say so I wouldn't want just anyone pawing me. (Well, maybe...)
Somehow ended up in a darkened room with my girlie friend who I had pounced on as she sat upon a throne! Determined to pleasure me she led me to this room- she called it the harem room and I was on my back on the (waterproof) cushions. There were soon several men in the room watching with some interest, some with their cocks out (how exciting) and she was giving me a rather good fingering and licking. the men being nice stayed their distance until my naughty friend suggested 'she needs a cock in her hands!' A couple of willing volunteers moved forward and I did indeed find myself with a cock in each hand.
Meanwhile my friend was fisting me and I was gushing all over the place. I had forgotten how much I enjoy an audience (the naughty exhibitionist me!)
My corset was unzipped and my boobs released and played with by the men present, a couple were fingering my soaking pussy as my dear friend ensured my clit was covered. Oh yes! I sucked a couple of cocks, maybe 3 and one chap finished off all over my tits which as you should know is a great favourite of mine.
It was great fun and I am definitely going back for more soon! Hopefully next time I will also get a good fucking! But I think as a first experience at such a place I did very well.
Bonus points for anyone who can tell me where the title of this blog entry comes from!
1. Condoms in the fruit bowl
2. Tissues in every room
3. A dildo and two butt plugs drying in the bathroom
4. stockings laying around.
5. No photographs on display
6. Ridiculously high heels
7. Baby wipes on bedside table but no baby.
8. Men's shower gel in bathroom despite no man resident.
9. Two mobile phones
10. Curtains closed during the daytime.