delve a little deeper....
i have good stuff to tell you but this is just a quick one. Further to a discussion triggered off by a photo on a website my brother made an orange man. His was crap because it had one arm missing and as a competitive sister I had to make my own. I'm not the greatest artist, but my PN boys were all sooooo keen to see it, so here it is!
And to make up for this ridiculously stupid blog entry have one of me looking minxy!
So further to my blog post about roleplay I have had a couple of requests to undertaken RP sessions. Both were very exciting and they really are great fun. The first was a guy playing an 'estate agent' valuing my flat and I was naughty owner trying to convince him to lower his commission! Sadly he wasn't going to lower his rates just by be allowed to touch my boobs and I ended up naked and thoroughly fucked!
My second session was with a young man I've seen several times and always has exciting roleplay ideas. This time he was a plumber and I was seductive housewife. It was great fun, lots of laughs and lots and lots of teasing. So much teasing that I somehow managed to orgasm still wearing my trousers! Ok, there was some writhing and wriggling as I sat astride him, but am still highly impressed that this got me very wet and to come! It's a rare man that wants me in trousers, but clearly it has its benefits! :)
Have had a couple of days off so am all ready for some more fun and frolics, especially as am away much of next week in sunny Devon.
Am currently wasting time watching day time telly and looking forward to a debate on monogamy. Here is what the This Morning website says about the next article:
Arlene Phillips and Sarah Burge join Holly and Phillip to debate whether it is wrong to have sex with someone other than your partner when you're in a relationship.
Arlene, who has been with her husband for 20 years, says that monogamy does matter and that you should work on your relationship constantly as a couple.
But erotic writer Sarah Burge disagrees saying that threesomes and swinging can actually help to improve a relationship.
I know where I stand on this, but am expecting lots of outcry about how awful and disgusting the concept of shagging someone outside your marriage is. I say, if it works for you then do it. Noone can judge anyone else's situation and who is to say what does and does not work for individuals and indeed what can work in one relationship may not work with a different partner. Each couple is different with different dynamics. I'm not saying a threesome or foursome will work for everyone but in secure trusting relationships with good communication and a willingness on both parts then a bit of swinging and experiment can be great fun!
Incidentally, a threesome with Phillip and Holly sounds like fant
I love a bit of role-play. I don't asked to do it often enough and even then quite often it doesn't actually happen because the fella gets all embarrassed!
Having a hint of a submissive side I do like to be the one seduced or charmed (I say charmed, I think I mean manipulated) in these play out fantasies, but that's not to say I'm not happy to play the bored sex starved housewife who hits on to the plumber who comes round to mend a leak or the naughty MILF who seduces her (grown up) son's friend when he comes over to visit.
I think one of the things I like about role-play is that it tends to be a slow build up- both start fully dressed and the suggestion of sex is there but tales longer to actually get to.
Here are my favourite role play scenarios. Some I have done and some I haven't. In no particular order:
1. Schoolgirl/teacher- I know it's a bit of a cliché and at my age you wouldn't think I could pull off being a schoolgirl, but really I'm not far off 16 in my head and lets face it role play is about fantasy isn't it?!
I have 2 versions of this role-play:
a) The slutty schoolgirl- short skirt, blouse half undone with non school regulation bra on, maybe even stockings- all very St Trinians! Said slut basically seduces her teacher!
b) Second version involves little less forward schoolgirl, still in totally non appropriate attire who gets seduced by teacher along the lines of 'Show me your bra, I need to check it's school regulations' and so on until I'm being deliciously fondled and then vigorously fucked!
2. Saucy secretary/ job interview- Sharp pencil skirt, killer heels, crisp blouse and good black lingerie underneath. Boss calls her in to discuss possible redundancies, how can she prove she should be kept on? Oh, a little bit of sexual services maybe boss! The job interview version involves the boss wanting to see a little bit more of the potential candidate and ends in her giving him a thorough blow job to show how willing she is to go the extra mile!
3. Horny handyman/bored housewife- I don'd mind if this is a plumber, pizza delivery boy, estate agent, whatever. The premise involves a stranger coming round and getting themselves seduced or doing the seducing. The key to this is much flirting and innuendo and 'accidental' touches until I'm all wound up, throbbing and gagging for it!
4. Pub pick up- Well it could be a bar or a hotel I suppose, Would love to do this one in reality in a bar, but pretending in my flat can work too. I can relive my youth with this one! Noone picks me up in bars these days :(
I promise myself I am going to keep up with a blog and then miserably fail to do so. Bad me.
I decided to take the weekend off as I needed a little me time. I watched TV, fiddled about on the internet and lay about. Was good. I did relent and see a client last night because I was getting horny after over 48 hours without sex! Was definitely worth it and just goes to show I am a raging nympho! How do people go for weeks without sex?! It genuinely feels like an impossible task!
Even this morning when I let in the men to look at my ceiling (after leak in roof saga) I was thinking about how much fun it would be to seduce them, or have them come onto me. One of my favourite fantasies is having someone come to my flat, whether workman, pizza delivery boy or door to door salesman and have them fuck me and leave. Sex with strangers high on my 'likes' list. i guess that's why I am suited to escorting!I don't quite have the confidence to actually seduce anyone in this manner, not yet anyway, but one day I think I might have to!
I've done a couple of role-plays with clients along this theme. My favourite being the man that came to fix the leak under my sink which was great fun and very sexy. I wish I got to do more! Do let me know if you have a role-play fantasy you'd like fulfilling!
I'm going to write a separate blog about this later
I will get back to the sex n music stuff later (not that anyone appears to be reading, comment people Godammit, i need to know am not talking to myself!)
Last night was full of naughty fun. Met the woman in question at the hotel and we had a quick drink before going off to meet the man in question, a dirty banker. We all went for a quick drink beforehand, however pubs all filled with men in polyester either getting tanked up to go to Wembley or to stay put and watch the footie in the pub. Whilst she and dirty banker (DB) were at the bar I got accosted by a man from Bristol. The conversation started with something like. 'Hello I'm from Bristol on a day out to watch the football.' My pithy reply was 'Don't they have televisions in Bristol?'
He seemed unperturbed by my scathing and carried on chatting. She and DB retured from the bars giving me looks as if to say we can't leave you alone for a minute can we?!
He gabbled on for a bit more and chatted to DB, so maybe it wasn't my stunning good looks (or tits) that encouraged him! He clearly wanted to talk to anyone who would listen! We laughed afterwards that this was London, we Londoners don't speak to each other and it was all very unsettling at being spoken to!
We went back to the hotel and had drinkies that had been left to chill in the leaky sink!
She pointed out my killer heels and told DB that I had brought them along to wear for him. He looked suitably enthused so I trotted off to the bathroom to freshen up and change into them. Whilst I was at it I took my jeans off and just left my top on thus showing off my favourite 3 hook suspender belt and stockings. He looked suitably excited at my reappearace and she looked impressed I hadn't fallen arse over tit in towering heels. It was a good way to get things started I think!!!!
A good time was had by all, the lucky man had the joy of two ladies sucking his cock and us girls got plenty of attention too! I was very beautifully played with by fingers, tongues, vibe and her rather good dildo! It was so good I even managed to squirt enough to hit DB's shoulder! Please note I can not do this on demand!
After much licking, sucking, playing and fucking all round the grand finale came when she and I knelt together presenting our fine tits for him to cum all over. A nice big load was nicely shared between us and it took him about ten minutes before he could speak again! I can safely say he really enjoyed himself!
We had a good natter and I asked daft questions about banking and trading and what exactly it was he did for a living. despite their best efforts I'm still not sure I could intelligently explain what futures trading is, although I now know algorithmic trading means a computer does it...
I got to stay the night in the hotel and had a great nights sleep! Home now and ready for action!
I think most of us will agree that music has the ability to conjour up a memory or a time in our life. Whether it's a band our parent's listened to or an artist that you worshiped as a kid coming on the radio a tune can take us back to a time in our lives or a particular person.
Last night I was fiddling about on youtube and ended up listeing to a a string of songs from the early 90's, mainly Eurodance. It sounds Godawful now, but memories were evoked and i was taken back to a club I used to go to when I was 16/17ish. The kind of club that didn't care too much about requiring ID, but where I got my first experiences of dancing like crazy, drinking 2 bottles of cider and being 'wasted' and snogging spotty boys. Happy times I suppose, when life was less complicated. We were so damn young someones mother used to come and pick us up and we'd all have to try and pretend to be sober! Anyway, it got me thinking about the whole music that takes me back thing but rather than this being a sentimental journey I am basing it around my sexpolits!
Starting at the begining I lost my virginity to Bob Marley. Not actually Bob you understand, not least because he died when I was six! The lad who was lucky enough to pop my cherry to was actually very sweet and on this oh so special occasion he had done the whole candles, champagne and rose petal thing. Incidentally I think if a lover did that these days I'd be either a) Very suspicious at what he had done wrong or b) Overwhelmed with nausea, but to the sweet sixteen me it was adorable. He had also got his duvet and pillows and made us a little nest on the floor. He lived in digs and had a squeaky bed so if we ever got frisky we were subjected to his laddish housemates shouting or banging on the wall. Of course these days I'd ask him to invite them to join us but I hadn't yet discovered my slutty side or love for multiple partners at that stage.
Anyway during the event Bob Marley was playing in the background so to this day I can't fail to be taken back to that night and my first love when I hear some Marley. And here we go!
The actual event, whilst lovely was a bit of a non event. I remember am overwhelming thought of 'is that it?' and when he asked how it was for me |I replied 'Um, it was OK.' Probably not the greatest words of romance I have ever uttered! I have improved my pillow talk a little since then I'd like to add!
So, tell me, is there a song or a band that reminds you of losing your virginity?
Part two coming up later- the Uni years...
Seem to be having a run of threesomes in my life lately! had a fabulous on on Thursday, great fun, highly debauched with two very very sexy men. Of course I'm too much of a lady to go into details! I have another on Tuesday with the girlie friend I had one with a few weeks ago and one of her men. Well, it's polite to share so she owed me one! Have met this particular fella briefly before and think he'll be good fun and he has an appeal so am looking forward to very much! I just hope she remembers to bring that rather exciting double ended dildo!
Having a fairly quiet weekend after a hectic week which has had it's moments of emotional trials but all is well, sometimes love makes things OK, or at least makes us blinkered, I'm not sure which. Anyway enough of my pondering!