delve a little deeper....
I’m not one to be bitchy about other people, well, maybe I am but
I try not to do it too publicly! I wanted to share this following email trail on my adultwork site with you to highlight some of the nonsense I have to put up with and to give you
clients or potential clients an idea of how this thing works and the kind of
thing that frustrates me. I have edited out personal details. My additional comments are in brackets.The awful spelling of his I am not editing...
Him: I live close by Wana get to know you and maybe meet up!
Me: Hi, Thanks for your email, do let me know when you'd like to make a booking then! Or if you have questions feel free to ask.
Him: Sweet well I'm (age) and live in (place) I'm up for a bit of fun if u want I'm available any time really, how much for a few hours? If u want!
Me: (frustrated, so randomly suggests a date)
My rate is £100 an hour so it's up to you how long you book for, I do a maximum of a 3 hour session. How about Saturday at 11am?
Him: Hmmmm 100 quid any student discount :D. Will it be worth 100 quid as I'm really horny and need lots of fun, wer can I meet you?
Me: (Pissed off, but remains polite despite shouting at my laptop ‘Read my fucking profile!’) No I do not offer any discounts. There are plenty of cheaper girls on here if you don't want to spend so much. We meet at my flat.
Him: Will ur time be worth the money? Wer abouts is ur flat?
Me: (losing will to live, or at least continue with his conversation) Of course I am worth the money! It's in Hounslow.
Him: So wen wer and how do we meet, this is 100% safe and real yes.
Me: OK, the idea is you tell me when you'd like to book and we agree a time/date. You then make a booking through the booking system here and give me a call to confirm, I give you most of my address and then when you are close by you call and i give you my flat number.
Him: Ok, sounds easy but do you Wana see me before I make a booking this is my email address (hisemailaddress.com) we can chat and webcam and if you like me then I can book and meet up with you!
Me: You really don't know how all this works do you? I don't have to like you, you just show up with the money!
Him: Yea I do but just Wana make sure I ain't wasting my time. Are u a married lady or single?
(The flaming nosey cheek! Hell, my marriage status/reationship status takes a week to explain anyway so I ignore this, but our friend is persistent.)
Him: I can't make a booking on the site I need to be a full member, I live quite close to you so how about we meet up without making a booking on this site, you just tell me when you are free and send me an emai to the one I give you and I will come with the money and fuck ur sweet pussy.
Me: (Giving up) I don't think I'm the right person for you if this is how you think I conduct my business. I'm afraid I don't meet people without a proper booking which is paid for, nor do I do msn or webcamming. I think you'll find other women on this site more suited to you. Good luck.
Him: I will defo pay you no need to worry about that I'll give u the money when I get there if you can tell me a date and time then I could come, and meet you your number is on your profile Init.
(Use of ‘Init’ makes me bang head against wall.)
Have not replied! Funny thing is he had an almost identical
conversation with another escort I know, only she had the sense to terminate it
a lot quicker than me. Maybe I was being mean and maybe he was young and naive to these things but it does make me think do I really want to see this person with this attiude?
Hmmm, anyway I'm going fo
It's been a weird bank holiday. Not one of my best, but being the professional positive girl I am I am moving onwards and upwards and will be back on form tomorrow.
I did have one particularly lovely client over the weekend though, he told me I wasn't allowed to blog about him, but seeing as I am a cheeky girl I couldn't resist giving him a little mention :-)
In other news I had a visit from my very first client ever who was in the area, Was lovely to see him and catch up. Sadly there was no naughtiness despite me beng dressed in a very low cut and a very short flimsy nightie! If you're reading this, it wasn't you, it was me. I promise to make it up to you next time!
Off to bed now to try mend my shattered heart. Do not fear though, if there's one thing i am good at it's bouncing back, it takes a lot more to get this girl down!
If you're interested, I also have a blog on my Adultwork site. I'm probably going to publish the same thing there as I do here from now on but if you want to read back at some of m
So, last night I had an awesome threesome with two very sexy men. Nothing I like better than the attention of two men eager to please me! I was in heaven as one man stood behind me kissing my neck and stroking my boobs as the other in front of me fingered me making me gasp and gush. The most exciting part of the encounter was having both of their cocks in me at the same time. Now we've all heard of DP, but we had a DV session (double vagina). In the past I've always found this a bit tricky, getting the positioning right and have had some hilarious moments trying to co-ordinate three bodies in some kind of bizarre game of naked twister. However, last night I was riding one guy, caught up in the moment of kissing him, feeling him and looking into his eyes when as easy as a paper bag floats down the street the second guy just slides in from behind. No fuss, no awkward fumbling or anyone getting cramp or getting squashed! It felt awesome being filled and the look on the face of the man beneath me was showing me he definitely was enjoying it! The three of us rocked together fairly gently and I could tell by the rhythm and the grunts from the guy behind me he was heading towards orgasm. I know the man below me well enough to know when he's getting there too and he confirmed this by saying 'I'm going to come', 'Come for me darling' I told him and in a beautiful moment when bluebirds sing (or something similarly poetic that I'm too lazy to think about now) both men shuddered to an orgasm.
After we disentangled ourselves I said 'Wow, you two came at the same time, how romantic!' the boys high fived each other in a suitably manly fashioned and all agreed it was a particularly sensational session!
In less erotic news this morning I was on my bed, on my back receiving a pretty top notch oral session with a client when I felt something dripping on my foot. Opening my eyes I looked up to notice my ceiling was leaking! 'Um, sorry to spoil the moment but my ceiling appears to be leaking' I said, slightly mortified at the bad timing of this. Nervous that the ceiling was going to fall in (I'm a drama queen ok) we evacuated to the lounge and continued to have a very good session, me riding him on my sofa and then a good old fashioned hard fuck as I bent over a chair for him! If anything I'm resourceful!
Landlord has now been and the leak it turns out is coming from the roof which is within the remit of the building management company so goodness knows when it'll get seen to! Landlord has reassured me that the ceiling will not fall in and a bucket has been placed below the leak in the loft, I say bucket, I mean my washing up bowl, do I look like the kind of girl who owns a bucket?!
I'm hoping this domestic crisis will not effect my availability too much and don't worry I won't let the ceiling fall in on you! You may feel the earth move, but not the ceiling!
A most excellent day today with a couple of lovely clients, one utterly charming and the other very naughty who really pressed my buttons! Left me exhausted, sweaty and very satisfied. I'm a lucky girl!
I didn't get to the spa I mentioned in my last blog, but i will go soon, sadly my lady playmate is away for a bit so will have to wait til she gets back. Shame cos I had really geared myself up for it.
Been making lovely plans with various people over the last couple of days so I have good things to look forward to. Lunch with a friend tomorrow (she of MFF romp last week), more food and as catch up with an old work colleague at the weekend and a trip to Soho and to one of those fish pedicure places a week Friday with another old friend. I've always been a bit 'eeeewww' about the fish pedicure thing (basically you stick your feet in a fish tank and the fish nibble your feet free of dead skin!) but she pointed out that I say that I'll try everything once. Hating to be proved not only wrong but a wuss I have agreed to give it a go.
In other exciting news the girdle I ordered at the weekend has arrived today. I'm hoping it'll look as hot as the girl in the photo on me. I'll try and get some snaps of me in to share with you soon.
Today has been pretty quiet and I seemed to have wsted it laying about eating and faffing on the internet. Not a good use of time really, but everytime I thought about going out it started raining.
Tomorrow I have the intention on going to a spa (the naughty kind not the Champneys type). Never been before and never been to any kind of sex/swingers club/nudist type place before. I've been meaning to go to one for ages and the boy and I have discussed it loads of times. We both have reservations and with that, lack of time and other things on our to-do list we've never made it. Anyway I am branching out and going with a female friend who is familiar with the place.
Am a bit nervous believe it or not because of the nudity thing. Obviously I am used to being naked in front of strangers and am no newbie to the whole group thing but I usually start off in killer heels, stockings, suspenders and something sexy on top. I guess the fancy undies and heels make me feel sexy and let's face it most women look better in something than nothing. Apparently I have the option of wrapping a towel around me, but that's hardly a hot look. I've also been reliably informed there are all kinds of body shapes and sizes and nobody will point out my wobbly bits...
Sooo, I'm going to be brave and give it a go. There's no pressure to get up to naughtiness but knowing me if a nice man (or two) takes a fancy to me I may well indulge!
I shall update you all on how it goes in due course.
OK, you probably didn't notice I had gone anywhere, but have been away 24 hours on a mini mini break with the boy. Just a night in a nice hotel the other side of town including a rather hot threesome with him and a girlie friend. All very wet and hot! She brought along a fantastic double ended dildo which worked really well, but of us on our backs pushing back and forth into each other! Fabulous!
Almost as lovely, this morning I had a proper English breakfast and some delish fresh orange juice which has totally set me up for the day. Am back home now and still feeling horny- I do think that good sex makes me want more sex! I guess I'm in the right trade!
Well, after some wonderful advice from friends and my new online friends on a certain forum (you know who you are!) I have been tweaking with the webpage. However, being a non techie person/dizzy brunette I forgot to click on 'publish' to make the changes I have made go live. So, other than confusion as to why my changes weren't showing until about ten minutes ago I am getting there!
Other than webby fiddling I took today off to go and get a much needed massage. Was mildy amused when I googled Hounslow massage the top results all showed places I could get massages of the 'adult' variety. The happy ending i wanted was my neck and shoulders not hurting! Anyway after a more sensible recommendation from a friend I got me an appointment at a nice place with proper therapists. Anyway, it appears my left shoulder is fucked. That's not the term she used, but she was a bit concerned. I probably need a proper osteopath because apart from iffy shoulder my neck really shouldn't ache this much. One theory is I spend way too much time either online, giving blow jobs or in doggy position. I'm not about to give up any of them so I think I had better get me sorted!
Also treated myself to some new books after massage and then popped round to see a former colleague for a gossip and a look at his favourite porn sites (as you do).
Am now thinking about bed. It's that exciting!
....I'm sure I should be writing about my sexy porny day thrilling you with tales of debauchery or at least shopping for saucy lingeri
So, after much fiddling around, trying to decide what to say and what to leave out, adding and deleting photos and generally getting in a tizz I have decided to go live with this website!
I do hope you like it and that it inspires you to come and see me! If you spot any glaring errors or have any advice do feel free to let me know!
I plan on keeping this blog up to date and letting you know what I'm up to and maybe some naughty stories, but who knows, knowing me and my track record with blogging it'll be a mixture of randomness!