delve a little deeper....
You can't have helped noticing the very hot weather London and the rest of the country has been experiencing over the past few days. You may even had read my whingey tweets about being too hot and sweaty.
Not that I mind being hot and sweaty that much, when I'm laying about doing nothing, but when working I find it harder to look as lovely as my clients might want me too! When it's so warm one can't help sweating and my fringe stuck to my forehead, running make up which then makes my eyes red and sting-y. I'm not convinced beads of sweat running down my cleavage is sexy and then there's the squelching noises two bodies sticking together make. I guess just laughing about it the easiest option, but I don't feel quite as polished as I'd like!
However, I have acquired a lovely big tower fan which will help keep my boudoir nice and cool during the heatwave. I wish I could promise an air conditioned apartment but this fan is the next best thing!
So, if you're feeling hot under the collar in the wrong way, why not pay me a visit to experience feeling hot under the collar in the very best way (by getting your hands on me and fucked into next week!)
Alternately, you can invite me to your lovely air conditioned hotel for an outcall. I am very close to Heathrow so it won't take me long to get to you. It'll also give you something to look forward to whilst you're on a plane or waiting in customs!
Am heading to Liverpool next Friday for the weekend, it's a social visit, but if you're in the North West and have fancied sampling my charms and have a hotel room spare give me a call in advance of Friday and I'll fit you into my schedule!
I'll finish off with a sunbathing picture which clearly shows off my ample cleavage (sweat free!)
The 69 is meant to be
A great sex thing, do you agree?
I'm afraid to say I really don't
It's more a matter of can't not won't.
I get the idea that both get pleasure,
But it's such hard work and not a leisure.
Let's 69! he says to me,
'Fine', I say, but don't you see,
When a woman says fine, what she means to say
Is 'Fuck that shit, no damn way!'
So, over he clambers, squashing my tum
Presenting my face with his hairy fat bum
I shift in discomfort, try to move a bit
He wiggles around and clamps on my clit.
He laps away and 'I can't breathe!' I say,
With a gob of pubes, pushing his balls away
'Could you move, I don't suppose?
Your cock is halfway up my nose'
He shifts down, and with open mouth
I try to catch his dick as he goes south.
Oh but hang on, that feels really good,
He's gently licking my sensitive hood.
Oh My! I exclaim, and start to relax
and forget all about caressing his crack
This is so good, I'm now getting wet
As for the sucking, that I forget.
I'm getting closer, this feels really lush
I'm going to come, I might even gush.
But then he stops! I was nearly there!
'Why have you stopped?' I shout with despair
'Why aren't you sucking, or even blowing?
It's not fair, you're not getting me going!'
I shove him off me and do my best glare
Stupid 69's, they really aren't fair.
I say, Why did YOU stop, I was enjoying that!
How can I suck, when you're licking my twat?!'
I know I'm a woman, I know it's a crime,
But I can't suck and be licked at the same time.
Feel free to scoff and pour on scorn
But despite what they do in porn
A 69 just doesn't do it for me
And I bet all the women here totally agree!