delve a little deeper....
I’m not one to be bitchy about other people, well, maybe I am but
I try not to do it too publicly! I wanted to share this following email trail on my adultwork site with you to highlight some of the nonsense I have to put up with and to give you
clients or potential clients an idea of how this thing works and the kind of
thing that frustrates me. I have edited out personal details. My additional comments are in brackets.The awful spelling of his I am not editing...
Him: I live close by Wana get to know you and maybe meet up!
Me: Hi, Thanks for your email, do let me know when you'd like to make a booking then! Or if you have questions feel free to ask.
Him: Sweet well I'm (age) and live in (place) I'm up for a bit of fun if u want I'm available any time really, how much for a few hours? If u want!
Me: (frustrated, so randomly suggests a date)
My rate is £100 an hour so it's up to you how long you book for, I do a maximum of a 3 hour session. How about Saturday at 11am?
Him: Hmmmm 100 quid any student discount :D. Will it be worth 100 quid as I'm really horny and need lots of fun, wer can I meet you?
Me: (Pissed off, but remains polite despite shouting at my laptop ‘Read my fucking profile!’) No I do not offer any discounts. There are plenty of cheaper girls on here if you don't want to spend so much. We meet at my flat.
Him: Will ur time be worth the money? Wer abouts is ur flat?
Me: (losing will to live, or at least continue with his conversation) Of course I am worth the money! It's in Hounslow.
Him: So wen wer and how do we meet, this is 100% safe and real yes.
Me: OK, the idea is you tell me when you'd like to book and we agree a time/date. You then make a booking through the booking system here and give me a call to confirm, I give you most of my address and then when you are close by you call and i give you my flat number.
Him: Ok, sounds easy but do you Wana see me before I make a booking this is my email address (hisemailaddress.com) we can chat and webcam and if you like me then I can book and meet up with you!
Me: You really don't know how all this works do you? I don't have to like you, you just show up with the money!
Him: Yea I do but just Wana make sure I ain't wasting my time. Are u a married lady or single?
(The flaming nosey cheek! Hell, my marriage status/reationship status takes a week to explain anyway so I ignore this, but our friend is persistent.)
Him: I can't make a booking on the site I need to be a full member, I live quite close to you so how about we meet up without making a booking on this site, you just tell me when you are free and send me an emai to the one I give you and I will come with the money and fuck ur sweet pussy.
Me: (Giving up) I don't think I'm the right person for you if this is how you think I conduct my business. I'm afraid I don't meet people without a proper booking which is paid for, nor do I do msn or webcamming. I think you'll find other women on this site more suited to you. Good luck.
Him: I will defo pay you no need to worry about that I'll give u the money when I get there if you can tell me a date and time then I could come, and meet you your number is on your profile Init.
(Use of ‘Init’ makes me bang head against wall.)
Have not replied! Funny thing is he had an almost identical
conversation with another escort I know, only she had the sense to terminate it
a lot quicker than me. Maybe I was being mean and maybe he was young and naive to these things but it does make me think do I really want to see this person with this attiude?
Hmmm, anyway I'm going fo