delve a little deeper....
Christmas, the time of year when you spend ages having to consider other people, what to buy them, parties to go to you don't really want to, seeing offensive relatives and overly excited children and far too much to eat and drink.
It's that time of year when you should most give yourself some special time. An hour away from piped Christmas music, smaltzy TV adverts and annoying demands made on your wallet and liver. A peaceful hour truly for you (OK it might effect your wallet a bit, but it's an investment) away from the busy, cold world outside.
Picture the scene; a soft bed, a warm pair of boobs and the most exquisite blow job you've ever had. No noise, no fuss, no mince pies and conversation that doesn't demand you decide if a boiled ham or a joint of beef is better for Boxing day.
I think you know where this is going now!
Join me for a special treat this Christmas, my availability until the New Year is here. Go on, make plans for you this Christmas!