I shall be available in Tooting, London from 10.30am-4pm on Wednesday 15th March. I'll be working in a hotel close to Tooting Broadway tube station.
Please call me to make a booking!
I will be available for duos with the delicious Fanny Price on Thursday 23rd- Sunday 26th March.
We are already getting booked up on the Saturday (by those lucky enough to get my newletter- if you want first dibs on my news then subscribe using the box to the right) but we have availability from 4pm on Thursday and Friday all day.
The rates for us together at my incall location in Hounslow are:
30 minutes- £140
45 minutes- £180
1 hour- £220
90 minutes- £340
2 hours- £400
3 hours- £600
If you'd like to see us in your hotel room please add on £20 for travel expenses, but please note we will only travel to hotels in Hounslow, Heathrow and other local areas unless you require at least a two hour booking.
Anyway, call me for more information if the above was a bit confusing!
We offer a full on girl on girl experience as well as double the pleasure for you! We love working together and if you have any sub/dom or other kinky fantasies we are very well equipped to fulfil those for you!
And to tantalise you a little more have some photos of us together!
I will be available in Leeds on Friday 3rd March- Sunday 6th March on a little tour. I'll be based in a lovely apartment the centre of Leeds and am taking bookings now.
I'll also be available on my own but also with Bibi of Leeds who I have had a lot of fun duo bookings in the past!
It's been ages since I did a tour so this is quite exciting and I'm also looking forward to catching up with the lovely Bibi.
Get in touch soon to secure your place! :)
You may (if you have bee a long term follower) remember back in the heady summer of 2012 I attempted to make a chocolate penis. You can read about the disaster that was here.
My guinea pig had finally recovered from the indignity of it all and agreed to another go after a dear friend of ours had sent us a new clone a willy kit. You can get one yourself from Lovehoney (the best place for sexy stuff in my opinion) here.
..The problem we had last time was that there is a only a short amount of time once you have made the mould mixture to get the willy into it. And that willy needs to be hard. To solve this problem I put the man in front of his favourite porn because me wielding a wooden spoon and a thermometer is not enough to keep him erect (I know, hard to believe!).
The first stage is to make the mould. The powder needs to be missed with water at exactly 90 degrees Fahrenheit (not Celsius! ) so I had to wait for the water to get to the right temperature.
You pour the mix into the tube and insert the cock. I overfilled it so it did overflow, if we did again I'll know not to overfill the tube, but it's good to know if you had a long willy there would be enough mixture! The overflow went all over the kitchen floor but it's easily cleaned up, doesn't stick or leave a stain so it didn't matter too much.
The cock needs to not touch the sides (if it did I could think of better places to put it! ) and it has to be held up (see pic above) for 2 minutes,
Once the 2 minutes are up you can gently pull the penis out of he tube leaving you with a nice mould.
Next you simply pour the chocolate into the mould and use the provided lolly stick to make sure the sides of the mould are coated and then leave it in.
It goes back in the freezer for a bit (I can't remember how long for I'm afraid but it's not long. You need to make sure you have the height space in the freezer and the lolly stick makes it quite tall and you don't want to put it at an angle.
You then need to make a hole in the bottom of the plastic tube (I stabbed with scissors) to release the vacuum so you can slide the mould out of the tube.
You then cut gently along the rubbery mould to release your chocolate willy!
The problem of having your phone number on the internet, especially accompanied by details of sexual services and photos in your scanties is that it does encourage calls from those who want to get their kicks or consider you as a free dirty chat service. It's an unperk of the job, dealing with phone wankers and timewasters.
However, you get used to it to a degree and after a while you can spot the telltale signs fairly quickly... Here is my top ten of lines that indicate a man is actually wanking into his sock or has no intention of making a booking.
1. "My internet/wifi isn't working so I'd like some details"
Oh the first thing you did was write my number down before reading anything or looking at my gallery and then your wifi vanished? You really should be onto your internet provider.
2. "My wife and I are looking for a threesome, but she's not here now"
Of course she isn't! She either doesn't exist or knows nothing about this threesome which also exists only in your head.
3. "I'm looking for a regular girl to see once a week."
No you're not. You're trying to get a discount or think this will make me work harder to impress you.
4. "I'm a big lad, would you like to see a photo?"
Invariably a refusal is ignored and lo and behold a cock appears. I know what a cock looks like. I am not impressed, I've seen nicer. Send it to your mother if you're looking for approval.
5. "Can I come and see you in 15 minutes, where are you based?"
How do you know you can get to me in 15 minutes? Also your assumption that I am sitting around in my best pants awaiting your call annoys me.
6. "I've never seen an escort before, do you do OWO and reverse oral and are extras included?"
Oh but you know all the terms that only hobbyists use? No actual man refers to giving oral sex as reverse oral and anyway it's not reverse oral, it's the right way around oral!
7. "What services do you do?"
So you've managed to find my phone number, yet somehow missed all the words I have written about what I offer and expect me to list everything I might possibly do in a booking? I think not.
8. "I'd like to book you for an overnight"
You can't even say hello, we've never met before, I don't advertise overnight bookings and when I quote you £5,000 you agree. This ain't happening.
9. "May I ask what your breast size is please"
You're politeness doesn't fool me. You've seen the photos and you can't tell the difference between a 36D and a 40G anyway. You just get off on hearing two seeming random letters and numbers said outloud.
10. Schlip shlap schlop
I CAN HEAR YOU WANKING!!!!
If I don't see you befpore Tis the season to be horny, fa la la la la la la la la!
I shall be available up until 4pm on Christmas eve this year so if you're looking to treat yourself (or indeed a loved one) to an hour with me then do let me know!
I shall be busy being Christamssy until 28th December and available from the morning of the 29th. I'm available News Year eve day until about 5pm and then back on the 2nd January. Unless I don't have a hideous hangover on the 1st!
Ideally book in advance, but you can always give me a call on the day and I'll do my best to accomodate you!
If I don't see you before Christmas have a fab one and hopefully will see you in the new year!
I have decided I won't be going to Euston this week. Sorry if you were hoping to see me there. I will be available in Hounslow as usual.
Rare chance to come and see me not in Hounslow!
I've not been one for touring in the past, but I have a couple of free days and thought it would be nice to escape Hounslow and see some of my clients who are a bit more central than I am usually and hopefully meet some lovely new ones.
I shall be available in a hotel in Euston, London on the afternoon of 17th November, all day 18th and the morning of the 19th.
Please book in advance so I don't bottle out and cancel it!
A bit off topic, but I want to talk about my friends. The other week one of my oldest friends (from university days) was diagnosed with breast cancer. This was after we all said to her 'Oh it'll be fine, loads of women go for check ups on lumps and bumps and it's nothing', which just goes to show it is absolutely worth going to see your GP if you find anything unusual on your body or don't feel right.
Anyway, she has started chemo, which is making her feel like crap and will have to have a mastectomy, which I can not even begin to get my head around. She's being fairly positive and told us she'd have perkier boobs than all of us by the end of it!
One of the other women in our little gang has decided as an act of support to have her head shaved and is raising money for Macmillan cancer in the process. This is amazing and it made me cry when she told me she was thinking about it. I wish I were brave enough to do the same. I just can't, bald is not really a look for either sex work of my 'other' work though am fairly sure there are some baldy fetishists out there, it's not for me. Also I would look terrible with no hair. I know, I'm vain. But, as a friend who wants to be involved I have promised to assist with fundraising .
I can't share the page because of obvious privacy reasons but if you feel you can and would like to donate do drop me a line (email@example.com) and I can send you a bank account to transfer the money to or if you'd like to give me some extra cash when you come and see me I'll get it into the fund. Obviously (unless you want crediting by name) I won't pass on your details to anyone- I know I'm asking for some trust here, but I'm just extending the reach of my contacts to make some money for a great cause and to support my super brave beautiful friends.
Thanks for reading,